Friday, February 24, 2017

LITTLE FLAW?

Have you ever had a little personal flaw that you hope no one will notice? Maybe it is a hair that never goes the right way or a crooked nose or a small gap between your teeth. These little things can become big issues if you spend too much time dwelling on their existence. Most people would probably never even notice these little flaws and even if they did, they probably like you so much that they really wouldn’t care. I hope that you are the kind of person who doesn’t dwell on the little flaws of others and that you are a person who sees beyond looks and focuses on the inner beauty that each of us have. OK maybe I don’t possess inner beauty because I am rotten and naughty (according to my Mom and some of her stupid friends) but I would like you to focus on how cute I am and how my little tail wags when there is food nearby and how I howl from under my blanket and I don’t even know why. Please remember these little cute things as you notice my flaw in the picture below. It isn’t always there but sometimes…..there it is for the world to laugh at, but not you right?

CHUCK

Perfection with a flaw?
DO YOU SEE IT? THE EAR THING? I KNOW....
ALMOST AS BAD AS HAVING SPINACH IN YOUR TEETH!

Friday, February 17, 2017

LITTLE DOG BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

I AM READY TO EAT SOME BIRTHDAY STUFF!
Happy Birthday to me….. You can finish the song, but don’t say me, say you, ok?
It feels like I am celebrating something all of the time with all of the holidays, but a birthday is a pretty big deal. I am still fairly immature for my 8 years and I am happy to admit that. I think it is important to be a puppy forever. Just remember that when you want to scold your dog. They are acting from their “inner puppy!” You should be kinder to your own inner puppy and remember that peeing on the carpet just feels right sometimes. Eating things you aren’t supposed to eat is reckless and risky, but sometimes you just have to let loose. These are my wise words of wisdom on this auspicious occasion of MY birthday. I don’t want to spend too much time on this blog because I think I have a ham cake coming my way soon. So sorry to cut things short, but even as immature as I am, I still have my priorities straight!

CHUCK

Perpetual Puppy (all bad behaviors included)

HEY...DID YOU KNOW THIS IS  A FAKE CUPCAKE?

Friday, February 10, 2017

MUST LOVE CHUCK

On this upcoming festive day of love I want you to think of me fondly. You know that I believe all of the holidays revolve around me and Valentines Day is no different. It is truly a day to love me the most! Here is how the day is going to work… you will bring me a heart shaped box of ham and I won’t be able to share because, well you know me. Then we will go for a drive and find a romantic spot overlooking the nearest pet store. We will then go inside and buy me some toys and stuff. We could also get some treats while we are there. Then we will go to a restaurant and have a nice quiet dinner that might involve the ham special. I will then want some dessert. Can I have cheesecake? Of course I can, it is my holiday!!! Are you excited for our date? I know I am! Happy Valentines Day to me!! And you of course!

CHUCK

I Heart Me!
THESE TOYS ARE FUN AND ALL, BUT WHERE IS MY HAM BOX OF LOVE?

Thursday, February 2, 2017

SPORTS TRAVEL

So I am packed, ready and off to seek warmer weather to attend the Super Bowl! Before I go, I have a few questions.

Will I be traveling on a private jet?
Does the airplane have a ham preference section?
Will the press be kept away from me so that I can have some privacy?
Do I have to stay awake through the whole game?
Will there be potato chips in my private game viewing suite?
Can I still get beer even though I am under age?
Am I the only feature in the half time show?

These are some questions that I would really need to know the answers to before I head out the door. Each one of them needs to have a YES at the end. (Except for the stay awake one) I suppose I might have packed prematurely, but how could anyone say NO to me?

CHUCK

Leaving on a jet plane….
DO  YOU THINK I NEED A BIGGER SUITCASE?
THE BRONCOS ARE PLAYING...RIGHT?