Friday, February 28, 2020

SQUALLER!

IF I AM A SQUALL, SHOULD I BE HIDING FROM MYSELF?
We recently had a weather phenomenon called a squall. This was a snow squall, not an ocean one. So it is a swirly snow thing that makes visibility bad and gets people all upset because driving is difficult and stuff like that. I am a little bit concerned that I am somehow attached to this squall thing because my Mom frequently calls me a “little squaller” Are these things related? Does my Mom see me as some whirling dervish weather abnormality? Are people unable to drive after being around me? I just need to know. Maybe I am more important than I know. All the news channels will be covering me and my impact on people. Don’t worry. I will still be the humble Chihuahua that you love.

squall
/skwôl/

noun
1.      a sudden violent gust of wind or a localized storm, especially one bringing rain, snow, or sleet.
"low clouds and squalls of driving rain"
Similar:
gust
storm
blast
flurry
shower
gale
blow
rush

Friday, February 21, 2020

HANGRY!!!

I ATE MY FOOD SO FAST, MY MOM COULDN'T EVEN GET A PICTURE OF THE FOOD!
You know that I am highly food motivated already and I have never been one to miss a meal. This medication that I am taking is bringing the food thing to a whole new level. I am just plain hungry ALL OF THE TIME! When I am not eating, then I am a little angry which brings on the meaning of HANGRY. This new starvation mode has me scarfing down my food at a record pace and wanting more. Plus I am drinking a ton of water which means ...you know what. It is cold outside so the kitchen floor looks good to me. I can't wait to go back to the old me with a regular Chuck size appetite and less potty breaks!

CHUCK
Feed Me!
YUMMMMMMMMM!!!




IS THAT IT?



Thursday, February 13, 2020

LOVE IS IN THE AIR.....

THIS IS ME AS A HANDSOME LOVE DOG!

Love is in the air....what does that mean? Does love float around or hang out over your head? I am not sure, but I love ham and it is not in the air, it is in my belly! My Mom loves me, but I don't see that in the air either. I see it when she gives me ear scratches or a little rub down. So no more of this air stuff. I want something more tangible and obvious. For Valentines Day, I would like my usual "Heart o' Ham." It is a large heart box full of ham. (The chocolates have been removed for my safety)
If you see some love in the air, let me know and I will convert it into something you can eat!

CHUCK
HERE IS A PICTURE OF LOVE IN THE AIR! IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HAM!
Love Dog!

Friday, February 7, 2020

JUST A LITTLE PILL

THIS IS ME WHEN I HEARD I HAD TO TAKE PILLS-
BEFORE I WAS INTRODUCED TO THE PILL POCKETS!
Have you ever had to take pills? Pills that taste yucky? I know it is not fun and I can't wait until I am pill-free. Luckily I don't taste the yucky pill because my Mom wraps it in a pill pocket. These are yummy, stinky treats that have a trap door where little pills can be hidden. These little snacks are the best. My current flavor is peanut butter. If you have to take a pill, be sure to make your own pill pockets. You could wrap them in ham, hide one in a burrito, maybe even on a slice of pizza. Surround that nastiness with some good flavors and you will be a happier person. Do you think that I could still get the pill pockets without the pills in it? I would like that. And don't worry, you can still have your pizza even if you aren't taking any pills!

CHUCK
Medicated Snacker