Friday, December 7, 2018

BLACK LISTED


I have been waiting patiently, but now I am getting just a little bit irritated! The invitations have not come for Christmas parties that I should be attending. You would think that my popularity would lead to so many invitations that I would have to decline some of them due to being overbooked, but that is not the case. I am trying to think of the reasons that I am not being included in the festivities and here is what I have come up with……
WHERE IS MY LIMO???

I would take all of the attention away from the other party guests. 
I might eat all of the ham before anyone else gets any. 
The other dogs attending the party might try to eat ME!
You are afraid that I might say no if you asked.
My table manners are not the best.
Your table manners are not the best.
The invitations are in the mail. 
I PROMISE TO NOT DO THIS AT YOUR HOUSE!
HIDE THE TREAT JAR AND IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM

These are just a few of the reasons that I might not have received an invite yet. If you are hesitant, let me assure you that I am the best party attendee ever! I am cute and charming. I will only bite the people that I don’t like and you won’t have any leftover food! Get out to the mailbox or email me right now. I want us to still be friends and we can’t do that if I don’t get invited to your party. 

CHUCK
Stuck at home for the holidays

Friday, November 30, 2018

IMPOSTER ALERT

There was a dog at my Mom’s work that everyone thought was me. How is this possible? I am a one of a kind, special, non- duplicated, famous Chihuahua. I suppose I could use a stunt double for surgery. My double could have surgery instead of me if I needed that type of thing. Or my stunt double could sit in for my scoldings from my parents in the event that I should be in trouble for something. This might work to my advantage in ways I had not even imagined. Ok, little stunt double dog. I guess you can follow in my giant footsteps, but do not think that you are as cute as me!

CHUCK
Double Trouble
WILL THE REAL CHUCK, PLEASE COME OUT OF THE BLANKET




Wednesday, November 21, 2018

HAPPY THANKSGIVING


Too busy eating to write my blog this week....I am not a multi- tasker. 
Have a nice Thanksgiving and be sure to share the ham (I mean the love)

CHUCK
Happy Ham's Giving

Friday, November 16, 2018

A TURKEY FOR YOU AND A TURKEY FOR ME...

THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF ME SITTING AT THE DINNER TABLE-
I THINK MY PHOTOGRAPHER HAS ME MIXED UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE!
I don’t want to be the turkey, I want to eat the turkey. Please do not put me on your dinner table for Thanksgiving. I will not be easy to catch and I will be busy eating the items on the table while you think that this Turkey is yours for the taking. Not going to happen! I do look cute as a Turkey, but am not available for interviews or photo shoots. I am too busy eating. Happy Thanksgiving my blog friends. Just remember, if I am a little turkey, what does that make you? Hmmmm

CHUCK
Stove Top Stuffer

Friday, November 9, 2018

LACEY'S SURGERY ADVENTURE

I THINK I WAS DRUGGED BEFORE MY SURGERY

THIS IS ME AFTER SURGERY AND I KNOW I WAS DRUGGED -
 I DON'T REMEMBER PUTTING THIS HAT ON FOR SURE!
I must warn you, I am still taking medications that make me kind of silly so I might not be totally accurate in my account. I have stolen Chuck’s Blog so that I could tell you about my surgery. Dr. Riecks was my surgeon and I must say that I really like him even though he ruined my hair doo. I had to have knee surgery because I tore my ACL. I am not sure how this happened as I am not a super active dog. I like my bed and I like to be carried around, but every now and then I get a little bit frisky. Everyone was really nice to me, but then they took my blood and shaved the fur off my whole leg. The surgery went well (I guess, I was asleep at the time) and I woke up feeling really funny. I have to wear a stupid hat because my biggest goal in life right now is to lick my naked leg. Chuck has been pretty nice to me by just staying away from me which is fine. I am a little bit of a drama queen and have taken to howling more often than usual. I just want my Mom to carry me around a lot so if I make a bunch of pitiful noises, she picks me up. I hope I don’t have to do this whole thing again and if you ever have to have surgery, don’t let them shave your leg. It takes a long time to grow back. 

LACEY
Drama Chi-Bunny

Friday, November 2, 2018

BETTER HER THAN ME!

SHE LOOKS LIKE A GOOD SURGERY CANDIDATE TO ME!
Some of you who have known me since I was a little pup know that I was a surgery fanatic in my first few years of life. Since then I have backed off on the whole surgery thing in favor of not having any surgeries lately. Phew…. Anyway, it looks like Lacey now needs surgery on both of her knees. I don’t want to scare her, but she is going to lose some of her fluffy white bunny fur and be walking around with no pants on (if you know what I mean) When I had hip surgery my whole back end was naked for the whole world to see. It was very embarrassing. I am also not going to tell her about the drugged state she will be in after surgery where she might hallucinate a little bit and imagine being chased by a giant ham. Not a fun experience at all. I am not going to warn her about anything. I am going to stay under my blanket and chant to myself “better her than me” ! 

CHUCK
Recovering Surgery Addict

Friday, October 26, 2018

CHUCK VS CHUCKY


Who is scarier? Let's do a little comparison and find out...

Chuck: Frequently pees where he isn't supposed to and doesn't feel guilty at all

Chuckie: Frequently stabs people to death and doesn't feel guilty at all

Chuck: Frequently steals food from his canine friends

Chuckie: Probably eats the people he kills

Chuck: Could eat a whole ham by himself

Chuckie: Would probably kill the pig himself

It seems we have a tie. Not sure what the tie breaker should be? Yikes