Friday, May 17, 2019

THE GARDEN OF CHUCK

I NEED SOME LITTLE GLOVES
It is that time of year where we can plant little seeds in the dirt, hope the birds don’t eat them, water them and wait for them to grow. I am planning a large variety of garden items this year and can’t wait to eat them. I want some carrots (I might share with the bunnies), some lettuce (same bunnies may get some) and some tomatoes. I don’t think myself or the bunnies will be eating the tomatoes, but they look like big round dog toys which should be fun. I am a little curious about how I am supposed to plant my ham. I looked at all of the seeds and none of them said ham. Maybe they just ran out and I will have to order them on Amazon.

CHUCK
Little Seedling

Friday, May 10, 2019

DO I NEED HEALTH INSURANCE?

I LOOK PRETTY FEISTY HERE HUH?

Last week I had to be brought in to my Mom’s work because I wasn’t feeling so good. I was limping and I also had a weird experience where I was very disoriented and stumbling. My Mom got very worried and I guess I was a little bit too. I got lots of attention from everyone and I was seen by 3 Doctors. One of them gave me Circus Animal Crackers just so I wouldn’t bite him. No one was able to figure out exactly what was going on with me, but I am really glad that I got the animal crackers! I don’t want to have to fake being sick just to get them again! Send good thoughts my way please and maybe some yummy cookies!

CHUCK
Medical Mystery
THIS IS HOW I WAS REALLY FEELING!

Friday, May 3, 2019

LANGUAGE BARRIER

BUENOS MEEEE- AS
In honor of Cinco De Mayo, I am working at learning a little Spanish. I was planning on hiring a tutor to help me, you know bringing in a Chihuahua who is from Mexico to teach me all of the language stuff that I should know. The problem is getting my tutor in to my house without my Mom knowing. She thinks she has her hands full of little dogs and doesn’t need any more, so without my tutor, I am left with Google. The most important word in the Spanish language is Jamon. I think you might know what it is? I would also like to add that I would like a Jamon sandwich please!!!

CHUCK
Muy Hemoso

Friday, April 26, 2019

TAKE ME OUT TO THE HAM GAME!

DO YOU THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP  WEARING THIS DUMB HAT?
So baseball season is upon us and I get that stupid song stuck in my head. I don’t know all of the words, but I know the ending. “It’s one, two, three strikes you’re out if you steal my ham!” So true, so beware! I look forward to hanging out with my Dad and sleeping through some baseball games. Don’t let him fool you. He watches the games through his eyelids as well. It is a great sport for napping and eating ham and chips. Throw some beer in there and we have ourselves a little slumber party! Enjoy the rest and relaxation you will get while enjoying yourself some baseball!

CHUCK
Swing and a miss!

Friday, April 19, 2019

SOME BUNNY LOVES YOU!

HAPPY HAM EASTER!!!!!
Every year for Easter, I ask for a basket of ham. This year I am going to ask for two baskets of ham. I know you are wondering how I could expect twice as much ham as my usual gift? My answer is that I am feeling a little more love this year. I am thinking that my parents are adoring me a little bit more than usual. You are also wondering if I have changed my behavior and tweaked my naughtiness a little, but the answer is no. I am still rotten and naughty, but I think that because I am so cute my parents can’t help but love me like crazy. I may not be as cute as a little Easter bunny, but I am a close second. You should try to be more cute and just watch the love roll in! Put some bunny ears on and maybe you can get two baskets of your favorite food!

CHUCK
Not a chocolate bunny!

Friday, April 12, 2019

IS THERE A HAM TAX?

WHERE IS MY ACCOUNTANT?
It is tax time and as I labor over my pages and pages of taxes, I am a little bit concerned about how much I am going to have to pay this year due to my excessive ham habit. As I am trying to itemize my expenses, ham is at the top of the list. I am also worried about a sleeping tax. If so, I am going to owe big time. There also could be a blanket tax that will send me to the poor Chihuahua house. I think that I shouldn’t have to pay taxes because I am little and I don’t have any money. That is what I am planning on telling the government when they come to lock me up. If you have any other suggestions to guarantee my freedom, please let me know or you may never see this blog again. 

CHUCK
Over taxed!

WHAT IF I CAN'T AFFORD MY HAM?


Friday, April 5, 2019

MONKEY BUSINESS

THIS IS THE QUIET ME RIGHT BEFORE THE SCREECHING
YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS THAT I COULD EVER BE IRRITATING!
So even as I get older, I still seem to come up with some cool, immature stuff to irritate my Mom. You would think I would have grown out of that, but not so much. I have this new sound I make when it is time to be released from my pen. It is similar to a screeching monkey right out of the Amazon jungle. I will admit it is a hideous sound, but it is worth all of my efforts to see the look on my Mom’s face when I do it. Sometimes it is late at night and it echoes through the whole house and wakes my Dad and the big dogs. They all snap to attention wondering when we bought a monkey and brought it home. They are also wondering when it can be returned to its native homeland. NEVER, sorry! Until I am tired of this creepy loud noise, I am going to keep doing it because I am Chuck!

CHUCK
Extremely Loud Sock Monkey!