PAJAMA PARTY

I LOOK PRETTY HANDSOME IN MY FLANNEL JAMS DON'T YOU THINK?

There is nothing better during the holiday season than to hang out in your jammies. I think that the cold weather and the nip in the air leads to the mass purchasing of pajamas. They are fuzzy and warm and go nicely with a warm slice of bread slathered with butter and topped with ham. I have to cut this blog short because I am now hungry. Not that I wasn’t before, but now it is more of an emergency! So put on your jammies and crawl in your bag. No matter what difficulties you may have in your life, you will feel better…..and hungry!

CHUCK
Ham Jam

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS WITH CHUCK

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!










On the first day of Christmas Chuck gave to me….. 
A  LITTLE SNARKY DOG UNDER THE TREE
On the second day……
2 FAKE LOOKS OF LOVE
On the 3rd day….
3 FRENCH KISSES
On the 4th day….
4 ANNOYING HOWLS
On the 5th day…..
5 GOLDEN PEE STAINS
On the 6th day….
6 DAYS OF PLAYING
On the 7th day…
7 BISCUITS MISSING
On the 8th day…..
8 DAYS OF BITING
On the 9th day….
9 NAIL TRIM NIPPINGS
On the 10th day….
10 BITES ON SANTA
On the 11th day…
11 DAYS OF BEGGING 
On the 12th day….
12 HAMS A’ BAKING

NOTICE IN THIS CHRISTMAS CLASSIC THAT THE HAM BECOMES VERY IMPORTANT AS WE GET TO THE END. HMMMMMM

ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS

PURPLE IS A GOOD COLOR FOR ME AND IT GOES WELL WITH PINK HAM!!!

I got my first gift of the season. The only thing that would have made it better was if it were food. I do love some stylish clothes on me, I just wish that the pockets were bigger in case you want to stuff some ham or something in there. Or maybe even the ham sweater would be a great option. There shouldn’t be any stress or struggle for you when it comes to buying gifts for me. I am the easiest dog to shop for. Your dog is probably easy to shop for too, but will they actually wear the ham sweater? I will actually put it on for the photo op and then eat it when no one is watching. Your dog would probably just gobble it up and not care about appearances. That is why you love me the most right?

CHUCK
Stylish Meat Sweater Wearer

BLACK LISTED

I have been waiting patiently, but now I am getting just a little bit irritated! The invitations have not come for Christmas parties that I should be attending. You would think that my popularity would lead to so many invitations that I would have to decline some of them due to being overbooked, but that is not the case. I am trying to think of the reasons that I am not being included in the festivities and here is what I have come up with……

WHERE IS MY LIMO???

I would take all of the attention away from the other party guests. 
I might eat all of the ham before anyone else gets any. 
The other dogs attending the party might try to eat ME!
You are afraid that I might say no if you asked.
My table manners are not the best.
Your table manners are not the best.
The invitations are in the mail. 

I PROMISE TO NOT DO THIS AT YOUR HOUSE!
HIDE THE TREAT JAR AND IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM

These are just a few of the reasons that I might not have received an invite yet. If you are hesitant, let me assure you that I am the best party attendee ever! I am cute and charming. I will only bite the people that I don’t like and you won’t have any leftover food! Get out to the mailbox or email me right now. I want us to still be friends and we can’t do that if I don’t get invited to your party. 

CHUCK
Stuck at home for the holidays

IMPOSTER ALERT

There was a dog at my Mom’s work that everyone thought was me. How is this possible? I am a one of a kind, special, non- duplicated, famous Chihuahua. I suppose I could use a stunt double for surgery. My double could have surgery instead of me if I needed that type of thing. Or my stunt double could sit in for my scoldings from my parents in the event that I should be in trouble for something. This might work to my advantage in ways I had not even imagined. Ok, little stunt double dog. I guess you can follow in my giant footsteps, but do not think that you are as cute as me!

CHUCK
Double Trouble

WILL THE REAL CHUCK, PLEASE COME OUT OF THE BLANKET

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Too busy eating to write my blog this week....I am not a multi- tasker. 
Have a nice Thanksgiving and be sure to share the ham (I mean the love)

CHUCK
Happy Ham's Giving

A TURKEY FOR YOU AND A TURKEY FOR ME...

THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF ME SITTING AT THE DINNER TABLE-
I THINK MY PHOTOGRAPHER HAS ME MIXED UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE!

I don’t want to be the turkey, I want to eat the turkey. Please do not put me on your dinner table for Thanksgiving. I will not be easy to catch and I will be busy eating the items on the table while you think that this Turkey is yours for the taking. Not going to happen! I do look cute as a Turkey, but am not available for interviews or photo shoots. I am too busy eating. Happy Thanksgiving my blog friends. Just remember, if I am a little turkey, what does that make you? Hmmmm

CHUCK
Stove Top Stuffer

LACEY'S SURGERY ADVENTURE

I THINK I WAS DRUGGED BEFORE MY SURGERY

THIS IS ME AFTER SURGERY AND I KNOW I WAS DRUGGED -
 I DON'T REMEMBER PUTTING THIS HAT ON FOR SURE!

I must warn you, I am still taking medications that make me kind of silly so I might not be totally accurate in my account. I have stolen Chuck’s Blog so that I could tell you about my surgery. Dr. Riecks was my surgeon and I must say that I really like him even though he ruined my hair doo. I had to have knee surgery because I tore my ACL. I am not sure how this happened as I am not a super active dog. I like my bed and I like to be carried around, but every now and then I get a little bit frisky. Everyone was really nice to me, but then they took my blood and shaved the fur off my whole leg. The surgery went well (I guess, I was asleep at the time) and I woke up feeling really funny. I have to wear a stupid hat because my biggest goal in life right now is to lick my naked leg. Chuck has been pretty nice to me by just staying away from me which is fine. I am a little bit of a drama queen and have taken to howling more often than usual. I just want my Mom to carry me around a lot so if I make a bunch of pitiful noises, she picks me up. I hope I don’t have to do this whole thing again and if you ever have to have surgery, don’t let them shave your leg. It takes a long time to grow back. 

LACEY
Drama Chi-Bunny

BETTER HER THAN ME!

SHE LOOKS LIKE A GOOD SURGERY CANDIDATE TO ME!

Some of you who have known me since I was a little pup know that I was a surgery fanatic in my first few years of life. Since then I have backed off on the whole surgery thing in favor of not having any surgeries lately. Phew…. Anyway, it looks like Lacey now needs surgery on both of her knees. I don’t want to scare her, but she is going to lose some of her fluffy white bunny fur and be walking around with no pants on (if you know what I mean) When I had hip surgery my whole back end was naked for the whole world to see. It was very embarrassing. I am also not going to tell her about the drugged state she will be in after surgery where she might hallucinate a little bit and imagine being chased by a giant ham. Not a fun experience at all. I am not going to warn her about anything. I am going to stay under my blanket and chant to myself “better her than me” ! 

CHUCK
Recovering Surgery Addict

CHUCK VS CHUCKY

Who is scarier? Let's do a little comparison and find out...

Chuck: Frequently pees where he isn't supposed to and doesn't feel guilty at all

Chuckie: Frequently stabs people to death and doesn't feel guilty at all

Chuck: Frequently steals food from his canine friends

Chuckie: Probably eats the people he kills

Chuck: Could eat a whole ham by himself

Chuckie: Would probably kill the pig himself

It seems we have a tie. Not sure what the tie breaker should be? Yikes

SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR!

WHAT NOISE SHOULD I BE MAKING HERE?

I am a fierce swamp creature! Be afraid, be very afraid! This is a good look for me don’t you think? These sharp teeth could easily tear into some ham if you know what I mean. I wouldn’t like to be made into shoes though, so I don’t think that I will wear this outfit very often. It is fun during the Halloween season to explore your inner alligator and be free to express yourself at a Halloween gathering. Maybe no one will recognize your true identity. Think how fun that would be. Unless people were talking badly about you, not knowing you were you. Or mistaking you for something else and turning you into a pair of men’s loafers! With this inspiring blog, you need to go out and get yourself a cool costume!

CHUCK
Alligator Incognito

THE GREAT PUMPKIN

I STILL LOOK COOL THOUGH....... RIGHT?

OK I am not sure about being a pumpkin. I mean what is the value in that. Pumpkins don’t have great personalities and they don’t do social stuff. There is no comparison between me and a pumpkin. I don’t have orange hair and I don’t sit around in a patch waiting for someone to take me home. I don’t scare small children, oh wait, maybe that is something that we have in common. The only reason I am glad to be a pumpkin is that surely someone will feed me one of the many pumpkin option foods!!! I think I am going to Starbucks now for my Pumpkin Spiced Latte. All that was accomplished here was making me hungry and fat!!

CHUCK
Chuck O Lantern

DON'T BE TRYING TO MAKE A PIE OUT OF ME!!!!

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?

This year I am going to dress up every Friday before Halloween in a costume that somehow matches my dashing personality. This week, I am a skunk. I am a little bit smelly sometimes, but beyond that comparison, I am having a hard time coming up with things I might have in common with your average every day skunk. Maybe that is my problem. I need to align myself with an exceptional skunk who excels in all things skunky. This guy is popular with the ladies and is very confident and sure of himself; even the stripe on his back represents pride and handsomeness. My skunk doesn’t even smell really, in fact he smells good..... like ham!

CHUCK

Smelly Ham

I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING......DO I LOOK SMELLY?

THANK GOODNESS FOR DOCTORS!

FRIENDS TO THE END!!!

This is not the blog that I planned on posting today, but I had to tell you about my friend and dog brother Buck. At the beginning of the week he had something happen and he couldn’t walk. My Mom and Dad thought he was having a seizure, but then his legs wouldn’t move. It was super scary and we were all on our best behavior because we knew something was wrong. They ended up taking him to the Emergency clinic and everyone was super nice and took very good care of him. The next day they transferred him to my Mom’s work where he got some more attention and Dr. Miller did a CT Scan. They couldn’t find anything and Buck still couldn’t get up. They took him to a Neurologist (tough spelling for a Chihuahua) who was hopeful that Buck will walk again, but we all have to be patient. This morning my Mom was getting our breakfast ready and Buck got up and walked to get his food even though it wasn’t ready yet. He and I are similar in our food motivations and this was a very good sign. Say some doggie prayers for Buck please. I like having him around so I can bite him and stuff. And thank goodness for the wonderful Doctors who take care of us when we need them. I want to bite them too, but I hope they don’t take it personally. 

CHUCK
Grateful

GETTING READY TO BITE HIM- SUPER FUN!!!

WIPE OUT

SEE HOW I HAVE USED SOME CREATIVE PHOTOGRAPHY TO DISTRACT FROM MY BAD MOMENT!

Most of the time, I am a graceful and agile little guy and I pride myself on my ability to remain on all fours (kind of like a cat). The other night I was running toward my treat and I lost my footing and skidded on the floor like a sled on an icy slope. My feet went up in the air and down I went. It was not my finest moment and I am pretty sure I could hear the big dogs snickering in the background. Do you ever have those moments in life when you do something stupid and you wish no one were watching, but they are? It was impossible for me to get out of my skid gracefully, so I then acted like I was hurt so that everyone would feel sorry for me. This didn’t actually work so don’t try this yourself. This is a life lesson blog about embarrassment. Sometimes you just have to embrace feeling stupid and move on to your next moment of personal glory. I haven’t had my glory moment yet, but I am sure it is coming soon. There is not a photo of my bad moment so don’t ask for one!

CHUCK
Slick Slider

CHUCK SPICED LATTE

I AM GOING TO LICK THIS WHIP CREAM RIGHT OFF MY HEAD!!  I AM GOING TO GET THE CINNAMON SPRINKLES TOO! YUM!!!!

It is that time of year when everything is pumpkin spice. You have coffee, cookies, pancake mix, coffee creamer, yogurt, cupcakes, breads and even pumpkin beer. Surely, they will come up with pumpkin spice ham. Each year I wait for the big announcement so that I can run out and buy me some PS HAM. I think the response from the ham loving public would be amazing. I am also wondering about some pumpkin spice dog food. The spice trend should include pets as well as people since we are consumers too. I am more than happy to share my food expertise and knowledge with any company needing some ideas on how to spice up their food. Of course, I will continue to eat my ham as is, but I would like a chance to come up with the next ham trend. My calendar is fairly open right now, so I will await the requests for my services to come pouring in. If I am napping, I will call you back when I get up. 

CHUCK
Spicy!

TEXT BOOK INSTRUCTIONS

Before my blog was so rudely stolen last week, we were talking about Back to School time. I talked about lunches and stuff, but I didn’t get to share my book suggestions for the school year. These are must reads and will be required in all classes and in all schools. Don’t be left out. Get a jump on your homework and get started reading. 

CHUCK’S GUIDE TO MATHEMATICS:
Sample math problem 1 + 1 =HAM

ENGLISH 101 for Chihuahuas
Learn the language of the little dogs so you can communicate your displeasure with them when they are bad!

EVOLUTION OF THE CHIHUAHUA
This book explores how I got to be so stinkin’ spoiled.

THE SCIENCE AND EXPLORATION OF A HAM ONLY DIET
This book is not required reading, but will be gobbled up by fellow ham lovers.

CHIHUAHUAS FOR DUMMIES
Go ahead and read this one just to see what you are dumb about. Don’t worry, I had to read it too!

I KNOW....I LOOK REALLY SMART!!!!

I hope these suggestions will help you on your education journey. Please feel free to write book reports and send them directly to me with a small gift enclosed. I will grade them sometime in between my naps, sometime this month, or maybe a few months depending on how sleepy I am on any given day. 

CHUCK
Director of Education (not necessarily a good education)

BUCK EXPOSES CHUCK!

Hey would you mind picking me up and carrying me to my private dining area. Yeah right!

Hey, Buck here. In case you haven’t met me before, I am one of Chucks fellow dog house-mates. In fact, I was a rescue and am about a month younger than Chuck so we were puppies together and used to play a lot. Now, we don’t get much play time as Chuck just wants to bite my face. I am fairly patient with him, but it is a little bit irritating. In fact, I stole his blog this week just to share with you some inside information on our Mr. Popularity. One of my tidbits of scandal is just an expose of how spoiled he is. When the little dogs emerge from their sleeping quarters, Cayenne comes out barking like a wild banshee. I bark back and we pretend to go after each other. It is pretty noisy but really fun. She runs in the pen and all is quiet. Chuck is carried out to the pen. What is up with that? He is also carried in to his bedroom every night like a little hairless prince. I guess I should be grateful that he isn’t out loose cause he might take a chomp at me while running to his little pen. He also gets his own eating space. None of the rest of us get any privacy while eating, but because he is such a food hog, he has to be confined. If he came after my food, I might have to chomp him back. Anyway, I have to go because he is waking up now, but I will stop by again to give you some more Chuck tabloid news. 

BUCK
Filling in for Chuck

BACK TO LUNCH....I MEAN SCHOOL

I HOPE MY PENCILS DON'T POKE ME IN THE HEAD!
I ALSO THINK I MIGHT NEED A BIGGER LUNCH BOX!

It is BACK TO SCHOOL time and I must tell you how excited I am to go purchase my school supplies. I need some #1 pencils because I don’t want #2 ones. #1 is for sure better than #2! Plus, I will get some little notebooks that I can use for my drawings and maybe some math problems to solve. You know, the usual. I will also get a little backpack to put my stuff in, but the most important item of all will be my lunch box. This is the part that I am looking forward to the most! In fact, I think that my only class in school will be Advanced Lunch Packing. This is not a class for everyone, just for those who are super serious about their lunch! I already know how I am going to organize my lunch. In order of importance with ham being at the very top. I don’t want any juice or healthy stuff, just all of my favorites in one place. If you need help with your lunch, I am available for a small consulting fee.

CHUCK
Lunch Packer Extraordinaire!

THE BEST OF CHUCK

All famous artists usually do a BEST OF album or art collection so that people can enjoy that artist's stuff in a consolidated format. With that in mind, I have decided to do a BEST OF CHUCK that will feature some handsome photos of ME! I will have to do this often as ALL of my photos could be categorized as the BEST! Enjoy this little Chuck buffet of photos. (That whole buffet theme makes me hungry! How about you?)

 

 

IMPOLITENESS FROM A LITTLE DOG

I STICK MY TONGUE OUT A LOT! IS THAT A BAD THING?

I have heard some rumors and rumblings around my house that I am not very polite. I find this to be a false statement. I am super polite. I only burp after eating and I always say “excuse me”. I may gobble my food, but no one is watching and I don’t think you can be impolite when you are all by yourself. I don’t let anyone else get in front of me when I am running toward my food, but this is for their own protection. In that instance, I am actually being kind. If someone did get in front of me while I’m on a dead run, the results might be ugly with some snarling and biting so I am super nice to keep this from happening. I am also very forgiving when I have been wronged in some way. I only ignore my Mom for a few days after a nail trim. It could be a week or two, but I limit it to a few days because I am nice like that. Anyway, I think you get the picture. I am super polite most of the time, sometimes and sort of infrequently, but don’t make negative generalizations about this Chihuahua!

CHUCK
Polite Police Detainee

MY SPACE

FIRST THE FOOD THING, NOW THIS! LOOK AT ME WITH NO BLANKET!
WHERE IS CAYENNE? THAT IS RIGHT...UNDER MY BLANKET!

There was a little bit of confusion the other day about the sleeping arrangements. Somehow Cayenne ended up under my blanket and I ended up on the little bed with no blanket. This was an emergency situation that needed the immediate attention of my parents. Take care of this mistake before things get ugly. I might have been sleep walking or something, but I just don’t understand how these mistakes keep happening. I think I need my own place. I will be starting my own fund called JUST CHUCK! This will help me to get my own place with my own bed. NO SHARING! I still want you to know that I am not really selfish….not really…just a little bit!

CHUCK

A Lotta Bit Selfish!

THIS IS THE CORRECT VERSION!!!!!

CHIHUAHUA ROLL

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WERE AN ALLIGATOR....ONLY MORE HANDSOME!!

The other night my Mom decided to clip my toenails. Well what FUN that was! She starts by putting a muzzle on me and then proceeds to hack at my toenails with some barbaric clippers. During this fun Mom and Me time, I decided that my nails are just fine as they are. I tried to bite through the muzzle which didn’t work and then I started doing the alligator roll. This is a fairly effective technique designed to confuse and annoy the nail trimmer. Thank goodness I saw this on a National Geographic show and I knew that I too could be an alligator if necessary. Maybe my Mom will think twice before subjecting me to the brutal nail trim. This little alligator would bite her too if she would take off the stupid muzzle!

CHUCK

Swamp Creature

FOOD INVESTIGATION

THIS IS A SERIOUS CASE OF SOMETHING...

I would like to report a discrepancy in the amount of food I am receiving. It appears that Cayenne might be receiving more food in her dish than me which is unacceptable. This has launched a full-scale investigation and it looks like the corruption may go all the way to the top! (my Mom and Dad) Now I know you might be saying that Cayenne is a little bit bigger than me, but these little details are just a distraction from the main issue. I need equal grub! That being said, I have enlisted a top investigative team to come in to my house and count the vegetables in each dish and measure the ham amounts as well. This should take care of the problem and if it doesn’t, I will be pressing charges. This should be a lesson to everyone, do not skimp on the Chihuahua’s food! Especially this one. Other dogs might be more forgiving than I am, but they need to stand up for themselves. Let everyone know that they can’t get away with this and I am glad I was able to bring this to the attention of someone who might care! I am not sure who that is, but if you are out there, don’t be shy! Raise an uproar! Bark until you receive your fair share!!!

CHUCK
Lead Investigator

EXHIBIT A- CAYENNE'S DISH IS ON THE RIGHT.
DO YOU SEE THE GLARING INJUSTICE?

FOCUS ON CHUCK!

I know my blog is all about fun and me being naughty, but this week it will be a little bit serious because last weekend something happened and I want to share it with you. My Mom has worked with Ixchel for about 14 years. She was there when I was just a baby and she still loves me now that I am all mature and well mannered. This past weekend she had an accident with her horse and she had to be flown in a helicopter to the hospital. My Mom was stressed and I was stressed not knowing if she would be ok. We received updates and then the best one came that she would be ok. Now that she is ok, I want to remind her that spending time with me is much less dangerous and even if I accidentally bit her finger while she was giving me a treat, she would not need a helicopter or a hospital. Maybe just a very small bandage. So Ixchel, pick me over that silly horse and you will be fine. 

HERE WE ARE TOGETHER AT A FANCY DINNER- HER FINGERS LOOK FINE!

CHUCK
Watch your fingers!

OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING!

DAY ONE- SUPER CUTE!!!

Every morning when my Mom comes to get me out of my little sleeping bag, I am sure that she takes a moment to just savor the cuteness of me. Surely, she must know that these moments are special because they revolve around me! I must say that not everyone is super cute in the morning, but I am. I know you are thinking that I am slightly full of myself and that my excessive confidence is annoying, but the truth is you are just jealous because you aren’t cute first thing in the morning. Don’t despair my friends, just don’t let anyone snap your photo in the morning and no one will be the wiser. You can emerge later after your shower and whatever other little miracles you must perform to be as cute as you can be. I just have to poke my head out of my bag and I am there! Oh lucky me!

DAY TWO- STILL CUTE!!!

CHUCK
Overly Confident and Condescending

DRESS UP FOR THE HOLIDAY!

YEAH, YEAH, LAUGH ALL YOU WANT!
MY BISCUIT IS ON ITS WAY TO MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW!

We have another holiday approaching which means it is time to dress me up in something silly and parade me in front of the camera. I am not too proud to have my picture taken wearing silly stuff because I get biscuits every time a photo is snapped. So, you better bet that I am ready, willing and able to be stupid. I perk right up when the camera is out. Sometimes my Mom is texting or talking on the phone and I think it is camera time. False alarm and I crawl back under my blanket. I figure it is my job to entertain you all so I will sacrifice my dignity and be happy about my treats. Anyway, the fourth of July represents hot dogs, barbeque and potato chips. I know there is some bigger meaning, but I am not really interested in that. If I have to wear something silly, I don’t want to have to think too hard about the countries’ independence. I am dependent on the above- mentioned food and that is that! Enjoy your holiday and whatever it represents to you. You might want to wear something silly and see if you get some snacks for your efforts. 

CHUCK
American Historian

NOW TAKING APPLICATIONS

HEY NANNY, MY DISH IS EMPTY!

This past weekend, my parents decided to leave us for the evening. I know that we had a bigger breakfast than normal so they were obviously expecting their abandonment to last well into the night. As it was, we didn’t get dinner until 10:30 and I was famished. This experience leads me to believe that I might need a Nanny. I am now accepting applications for this position. I think it is appropriate for me to have someone to dote on me when my parents are unavailable or just too busy to meet my most immediate needs and desires. These are some of the questions that will be asked in the interview so write them down. This way you will be prepared for the Chihuahua inquisition.
How do you feel about ham?
Do you think that ham is its own food group?
Would you distribute ham to all of the dogs in my house or would you just give it to me?
Would you run to the grocery store if the ham stash were getting low?
All applicants will be required to audition for me which will basically test your ability to get the food in the dish quickly and efficiently with no spills. (Hint, you should always feed me first!)
You will also have to pass a ham drug test. If large amounts of ham are found in your system, you will be disqualified from applying. This would suggest that you like ham too much and can’t be trusted to give it to me. I know there will be hundreds of interested applicants, but don’t be discouraged. You could be the right fit!

CHUCK
Potential Employer- YIKES!

IT IS STILL EMPTY, YOU ARE FIRED!!!!

WHO IS THE BARKER IN THE WINDOW?

A few blogs ago, I told you how we were relocated in our house. Well we are now by a window and I was unaware that summer protocol includes putting a fan in the window. The one right by me...where I am trying to sleep....under my blanket. Now I am constantly concerned with what might be outside of the window. It could be a bunny or a mouse or a lady bug or a Chihuahua kidnapper. Since I am not sure which thing is out there, I just keep barking to let whatever it is know that I am inside the window and I am fierce. The big dogs are total slackers and sleep through my entire barking bonanza! My little barker is even getting tired. I am thinking that the fan should go in a less populated area where I don't have to even know it is there. Out of sight, no more barking. Isn't that how the saying goes?

CHUCK

FAN of barking

I STOPPED BARKING LONG ENOUGH TO GET MY PICTURE TAKEN.
THEN, BACK TO WORK FOR ME!

IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK…..IT COULD BE CHUCK

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 

Ha Ha Ha, very funny. My Mom came up with that title and isn’t she the creative comedian? I personally was not in favor of doing this particular blog. You see I am the one everyone was laughing at and I didn’t find it funny at all. When I visited my Mom’s work, some of the nurses thought it would be fun to have me try on the beak muzzle. First of all, I shouldn’t have to wear a muzzle. I only bite people that I don’t know very well. Second, the whole beak thing is ridiculous for a dignified Chihuahua like me. I should have a bling muzzle or a ham muzzle. That would be cute. Do me a favor and do not laugh at my picture. I am trusting you to do the right thing here!

YOU BETTER NOT LAUGH AT ME, I WILL BITE YOU.....
ONCE I GET THIS STUPID THING OFF!

Chuck
Not funny!