Friday, August 31, 2018

BUCK EXPOSES CHUCK!

Hey would you mind picking me up and carrying me to my private dining area. Yeah right!
Hey, Buck here. In case you haven’t met me before, I am one of Chucks fellow dog house-mates. In fact, I was a rescue and am about a month younger than Chuck so we were puppies together and used to play a lot. Now, we don’t get much play time as Chuck just wants to bite my face. I am fairly patient with him, but it is a little bit irritating. In fact, I stole his blog this week just to share with you some inside information on our Mr. Popularity. One of my tidbits of scandal is just an expose of how spoiled he is. When the little dogs emerge from their sleeping quarters, Cayenne comes out barking like a wild banshee. I bark back and we pretend to go after each other. It is pretty noisy but really fun. She runs in the pen and all is quiet. Chuck is carried out to the pen. What is up with that? He is also carried in to his bedroom every night like a little hairless prince. I guess I should be grateful that he isn’t out loose cause he might take a chomp at me while running to his little pen. He also gets his own eating space. None of the rest of us get any privacy while eating, but because he is such a food hog, he has to be confined. If he came after my food, I might have to chomp him back. Anyway, I have to go because he is waking up now, but I will stop by again to give you some more Chuck tabloid news. 

BUCK
Filling in for Chuck

Friday, August 24, 2018

BACK TO LUNCH....I MEAN SCHOOL

I HOPE MY PENCILS DON'T POKE ME IN THE HEAD!
I ALSO THINK I MIGHT NEED A BIGGER LUNCH BOX!
It is BACK TO SCHOOL time and I must tell you how excited I am to go purchase my school supplies. I need some #1 pencils because I don’t want #2 ones. #1 is for sure better than #2! Plus, I will get some little notebooks that I can use for my drawings and maybe some math problems to solve. You know, the usual. I will also get a little backpack to put my stuff in, but the most important item of all will be my lunch box. This is the part that I am looking forward to the most! In fact, I think that my only class in school will be Advanced Lunch Packing. This is not a class for everyone, just for those who are super serious about their lunch! I already know how I am going to organize my lunch. In order of importance with ham being at the very top. I don’t want any juice or healthy stuff, just all of my favorites in one place. If you need help with your lunch, I am available for a small consulting fee.

CHUCK
Lunch Packer Extraordinaire!

Friday, August 17, 2018

THE BEST OF CHUCK

All famous artists usually do a BEST OF album or art collection so that people can enjoy that artist's stuff in a consolidated format. With that in mind, I have decided to do a BEST OF CHUCK that will feature some handsome photos of ME! I will have to do this often as ALL of my photos could be categorized as the BEST! Enjoy this little Chuck buffet of photos. (That whole buffet theme makes me hungry! How about you?)
 




 

Friday, August 10, 2018

IMPOLITENESS FROM A LITTLE DOG

I STICK MY TONGUE OUT A LOT! IS THAT A BAD THING?
I have heard some rumors and rumblings around my house that I am not very polite. I find this to be a false statement. I am super polite. I only burp after eating and I always say “excuse me”. I may gobble my food, but no one is watching and I don’t think you can be impolite when you are all by yourself. I don’t let anyone else get in front of me when I am running toward my food, but this is for their own protection. In that instance, I am actually being kind. If someone did get in front of me while I’m on a dead run, the results might be ugly with some snarling and biting so I am super nice to keep this from happening. I am also very forgiving when I have been wronged in some way. I only ignore my Mom for a few days after a nail trim. It could be a week or two, but I limit it to a few days because I am nice like that. Anyway, I think you get the picture. I am super polite most of the time, sometimes and sort of infrequently, but don’t make negative generalizations about this Chihuahua!

CHUCK
Polite Police Detainee

Friday, August 3, 2018

MY SPACE

FIRST THE FOOD THING, NOW THIS! LOOK AT ME WITH NO BLANKET!
WHERE IS CAYENNE? THAT IS RIGHT...UNDER MY BLANKET!



There was a little bit of confusion the other day about the sleeping arrangements. Somehow Cayenne ended up under my blanket and I ended up on the little bed with no blanket. This was an emergency situation that needed the immediate attention of my parents. Take care of this mistake before things get ugly. I might have been sleep walking or something, but I just don’t understand how these mistakes keep happening. I think I need my own place. I will be starting my own fund called JUST CHUCK! This will help me to get my own place with my own bed. NO SHARING! I still want you to know that I am not really selfish….not really…just a little bit!

CHUCK
A Lotta Bit Selfish!
THIS IS THE CORRECT VERSION!!!!!