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| THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY TABLE MANNERS, NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD! |
The other night, my Mom came
to retrieve me from my pantry. I had just finished my scrumptious meal of ham,
vegetables and chicken noodle baby food. YUM! I licked the dish until it was
spotless and then I licked it some more. When my Mom picked me up, I let out a monstrous
burp. The walls rattled the windows shook and I am pretty sure all of the big
dogs stopped whatever they were doing to stare at me. It was a really big burp.
I have heard that in some countries it is a compliment to the chef to burp
after the meal, so my compliments to the chef! I think everyone was surprised
that the loud noise came out of little me. Honestly I was a little bit
surprised myself. I am not going to make it a habit, but it was a one time
anomaly that earned me some respect from my fellow four legged friends. I think
they are hoping to someday let out a burp like mine. Now they have one more
reason to be jealous of me. I am ok with that! I wonder if I should start
farting more often? Hmmmmm
CHUCK
Mr. Table Manners
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