TAKE ME OUT TO THE HAM GAME!

DO YOU THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP  WEARING THIS DUMB HAT?

So baseball season is upon us and I get that stupid song stuck in my head. I don’t know all of the words, but I know the ending. “It’s one, two, three strikes you’re out if you steal my ham!” So true, so beware! I look forward to hanging out with my Dad and sleeping through some baseball games. Don’t let him fool you. He watches the games through his eyelids as well. It is a great sport for napping and eating ham and chips. Throw some beer in there and we have ourselves a little slumber party! Enjoy the rest and relaxation you will get while enjoying yourself some baseball!

CHUCK
Swing and a miss!

SOME BUNNY LOVES YOU!

HAPPY HAM EASTER!!!!!

Every year for Easter, I ask for a basket of ham. This year I am going to ask for two baskets of ham. I know you are wondering how I could expect twice as much ham as my usual gift? My answer is that I am feeling a little more love this year. I am thinking that my parents are adoring me a little bit more than usual. You are also wondering if I have changed my behavior and tweaked my naughtiness a little, but the answer is no. I am still rotten and naughty, but I think that because I am so cute my parents can’t help but love me like crazy. I may not be as cute as a little Easter bunny, but I am a close second. You should try to be more cute and just watch the love roll in! Put some bunny ears on and maybe you can get two baskets of your favorite food!

CHUCK
Not a chocolate bunny!

IS THERE A HAM TAX?

WHERE IS MY ACCOUNTANT?

It is tax time and as I labor over my pages and pages of taxes, I am a little bit concerned about how much I am going to have to pay this year due to my excessive ham habit. As I am trying to itemize my expenses, ham is at the top of the list. I am also worried about a sleeping tax. If so, I am going to owe big time. There also could be a blanket tax that will send me to the poor Chihuahua house. I think that I shouldn’t have to pay taxes because I am little and I don’t have any money. That is what I am planning on telling the government when they come to lock me up. If you have any other suggestions to guarantee my freedom, please let me know or you may never see this blog again. 

CHUCK
Over taxed!

WHAT IF I CAN'T AFFORD MY HAM?

MONKEY BUSINESS

THIS IS THE QUIET ME RIGHT BEFORE THE SCREECHING
YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS THAT I COULD EVER BE IRRITATING!

So even as I get older, I still seem to come up with some cool, immature stuff to irritate my Mom. You would think I would have grown out of that, but not so much. I have this new sound I make when it is time to be released from my pen. It is similar to a screeching monkey right out of the Amazon jungle. I will admit it is a hideous sound, but it is worth all of my efforts to see the look on my Mom’s face when I do it. Sometimes it is late at night and it echoes through the whole house and wakes my Dad and the big dogs. They all snap to attention wondering when we bought a monkey and brought it home. They are also wondering when it can be returned to its native homeland. NEVER, sorry! Until I am tired of this creepy loud noise, I am going to keep doing it because I am Chuck!

CHUCK
Extremely Loud Sock Monkey!