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| I am what like 6 feet tall? I could be looking at a new basketball career! |
I like me as a taller dog. I
am regal and impressive. I am intimidating and imposing. I can see it now…..
All of the big dogs running from me in fright because I am bigger and better. I
will now be able to see out windows and leap easily onto the big bed. I can
jump onto the counter and snarf up all of my Dad’s prepared meals while his
back is turned. I can open the refrigerator with ease and gobble up the cold
snacks. I can almost reach the peephole on the front door and look that UPS guy
right in the eye when he tries to sneak those packages onto my porch. Then I
will bark and howl and he will drive off swiftly leaving a cloud of dust or
snow depending on the season. I will be able to fill my own treat ball and get
it down from the shelf that it sits on. Yes, I like my tallness. (Is that a
word?) Who cares, I am tall now, I can do anything! Irish Wolfhounds
beware…tall Chuck is here!
Chuck
Delusional Chihuahua
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