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| My name is Daisy! If Chuck asks, you haven't seen me! |
It happened again…. There was
a little itty bitty tiny Chihuahua at my Mom’s work. The little creature was
being carried around like a Princess, even going so far as to hide herself in
people’s clothing. This is completely outrageous. I am the only Chihuahua
allowed to be pampered and oohed and awwwed over. I am afraid that I am going
to have to do something drastic: like hire armed guards to keep out the unwanted
Chihuahua visitors. I am thinking that a
few Rottweilers and maybe a German Shepard or two might do the trick. I wonder
how much they will charge me to keep out the rif-raf! Before I spend any money
on security, maybe I will go with my Mom to work and pee on every surface
possible. That should do the trick. It has not worked super well for me at home,
but my Mom is always watching me! Why do you think she does that? Anyway, just
a warning to the little dogs who are thinking of sneaking into my territory,
you are facing security and pee, the likes of which you have never seen!
Chuck
Armed and Dangerous!
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