I have recently become aware of the danger that I put
myself in while being photographed for this blog. Just last week, I was perched
high atop a counter chair while posing for the camera. It would not be unusual
for me to leap onto the countertop for a morsel of food. I could then easily
fall to the ground and break something. If you remember, I was recently
photographed inside the dryer. My Mom could have hit a button and I could have
taken a heated tumble. I used to think that I was fearless, but now I realize
that I have an obligation to my fans to remain intact (you know what I mean
right?) In other words, I can’t risk any bodily injuries that might interfere
with my blog writing. So I have decided to hire a stunt double. That dog will
take all of the risks while I get all of the glory. My stunt dog will not be
allowed to fill in on videos where I am eating or get the treats that I get
after posing. It will be kind of a no frills kind of job, but I think any dog
would be thrilled to pretend to be me even if just for a moment. It should make
anyone’s life worthwhile and make my life a little more secure. I will be
accepting applications this week. I know that no one out there is as handsome
as me, but with the right camera angle, I think we could make it work.
CHUCK
Photo Shopped
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| Of course this is dazzlingly debonair ME. I know, I know how am I possibly going to find a dog even half as handsome as ME. |
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| Buddy was my first applicant…not going to happen. His head isn't nearly as big as mine. I think he was just in it for the treats anyhow. |
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