TAX TIME?

TO ANYONE WHO TRIES TO TAKE MY MONEY.......

What does this mean? Are there any taxes little dogs like me must pay and if so how would I know about them. Am I going to be audited or shamed into showing my financial history to some stranger? Oh wait… I don’t have a financial history. Even if I did, I don’t think I want someone poking around in my business. Do I get to deduct ham as a medical expense since it is crucial to my health and well being? Maybe I could deduct all of the silly outfits my Mom makes me wear. These are the same outfits that my Dad wishes I wouldn’t wear. Do I already pay taxes and if so, where do I get the money? Do Chihuahuas even need money? If I did have some money, I think I would buy myself a little house where I am the only dog. Is that a write off as a mental health deduction? I think that I am figuring out this tax thing. If I don’t have any money, I can’t pay taxes. If I do have money, I won’t tell anyone about it! If the stranger comes to audit me, I will know that one of you squealed on me!

CHUCK

Small Tax Man

MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE MY MONEY, IT DOESN'T TASTE VERY GOOD.
DOES IT COME IN HAM FLAVOR?