SUPER CHUCK I mean SUPER BOWL

It is that time of year again where the potato chips are flying, beer is flowing and the Doritos will surely land in my mouth. The spotlight is not on me this week as our Denver Broncos are headed to the Super Bowl. Though I must say it should be because the ONLY reason they are even contenders for this most coveted position is because I wore my Bronco gear all season long and look what happened. They won their games and Mr. Manning has me to thank! What if I would have sported a different outfit? What if I would have worn no outfit at all and just ran around naked? They would be watching the Super Bowl instead of playing in it. You wouldn’t think that my streaking could have such devastating effects on a football team, but that is how influential I am. So just remember that having me as a fan is a big deal with a little dog behind it! I should have also been approached about starring in the half time show. I am not saying that I would have done it, but it would only be appropriate to have been asked. My schedule being what it is might make it difficult to perform, but I like to keep my options open. I could certainly pose for photo ops with the team, or eat the food that they hide in the locker room while wearing my Bronco jersey. Never mind, the cameras would be following me instead of the team and it really is their show. I will share the spotlight just this once. I will be distracted anyway with all of the tasty football watching treats!

Chuck

Furry Football Fan  

OK, ready to go. Bring me some snacks please or just drop some on my chair.
I'm not moving an inch until Mr. Manning is holding my trophy. I mean the Broncos trophy.

Two more days! Are you kidding me….I'm going to have to lay down for awhile then. Is there a pre-game  show or something on about how I landed them this gig or something. 

    

BED BUGS?

It has been in the news lately that there has been an increase in the appearance of bed bugs. I am not sure what this means, but my Mom is calling me a bed bug and I am not sure if that is appropriate. Let’s see how this applies to me…

Bed bugs are annoying creatures that run around under the covers of your bed- TRUE

Bed bugs bite you- SOMETIMES TRUE

Bed bugs are unwanted and people go to extreme lengths to get rid of them- ONLY WHEN I AM REALLY BAD

Bed Bugs make it hard for you to sleep wondering if they are having a party under the covers- I LIKE PARTIES UNDER THE COVERS

No matter what you do, they won’t go away- THAT COULD BE TRUE

Bed bugs are hungry all of the time- ABSOLUTELY TRUE

All right, there are some similarities, but I don’t think that bed bugs are cute and I am… so that ends the comparison right there. If she can’t call me a bug, I am not sure what other description could be used.  I have never heard of Bed Chihuahuas. I have certainly heard of Bad Chihuahuas, but that may only apply to me. Maybe my Mom should just call me Chuck?

CHUCK

BUGGIN’ OUT!  

Don't you think I'm way too cute to be a bug? 

The only cute bugs are Ladybugs and I'm certainly no lady.

This is me bugging the bed…which doesn't seem to mind at all

Snarky Guest Blogger

Hi, my name is Dutchess and I am a guest blogger this week. I put a little pressure on Chuck to get my moment of fame, so here I am. I am in charge of all of the big dogs at our house. I chase them and bite their heels and stuff. When people come over, I chase their heels too. I try not to bite people heels since that gets me in a little bit of trouble. There are some other things that I like to do that get me in trouble: I like to eat toilet paper. My Mom tries to hide it from me by putting it on the back of the toilet, so I jump up there and get it anyway. It is a little obsession that I have and I don’t really have any intention of changing this behavior, I just have to find new and creative ways to find the hidden roll! I understand that this may be a tiny bit inconvenient for my parents as they seem to be a little bit obsessed with toilet paper as well. I also like to growl a lot and make lots of fierce noises. I find that this leaves the big dogs bewildered and wondering about just how tough I really am. They seem to be easily distracted by noise and they don’t mess with me if you know what I mean. So put a little snark in your life and see if the rest of the world doesn’t get out of your way so you will be free to do whatever you want! (You might want to avoid the heel biting though, there could be legal repercussions) I will let Chuck have his blog back next week!

Dutchess or

Royal Queen   

This is my sweet, inquisitive look. I'm so fast my Mom can't get a snap of the snarky me.
You should see it though. It's hard to pull off when you're this pretty.

Everyone has their little issues, right?

It’s That Time of Year Again- National Dress Up Your Pet Day is January 14th!

As one of the best dressers of the year, it is my duty to announce this greatest day to all of my animal friends. It is your duty to dig around in the closet and find something festive to wear on this auspicious day! (Not sure what that means, but I sound really smart huh?) Anyway, this isn’t just for dogs, it is for all animals! So I can’t wait to see what my Mom is going to find to put on the miniature horse for the day. And what the heck is going to fit on the big horses? I guess it doesn’t even have to be a full outfit, but maybe a hat or a scarf or anything that you can think of! Maybe even some large sunglasses would look cool on the horses. I think the cats should dress up as dogs. That would be pretty funny. Not like they will be very convincing as dogs, but it would be a nice change! Anyway, I hope you enjoy the day. The only thing that would be better is National Chihuahua Day. I think that is coming soon if I have anything to say about it. It will be ok to dress up on that day too!

Chuck

Snappy Dresser 

You beg and I'll catch the treats O.K.

She is kinda flirty but I know she loves me the most. 
Why wouldn't she. Love, Chuck (your handsome brother)             

You can call it a bandana but today I'm calling it an ascot?
It's my posh look.

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS….

I just want to let you know about my New Year plans, goals and intentions. I have cleaned up my act. I am a new dog. No more sniffing the big dog’s underparts. No more scarfing of food. I will be a refined eater who takes the time to enjoy his food and actually chews it savoring the flavors. I will no longer run from my Mom when she calls me. I can’t be in trouble if I am not doing anything wrong. For the New Year, I will only poop in designated areas and I will no longer participate in anger or resentment pooping. I will be a good boy……..

Wow, that sounds great doesn’t it? If you have unrealistic goals for the New Year, don’t read any farther. For the rest of you, I think these goals might belong to another dog. I can’t imagine not scarfing and what fun is life without smelling places that aren’t socially acceptable? I don’t know if I am physically able to poop where I am supposed to and how am I supposed to get exercise if my Mom isn’t chasing me?  The above resolutions look really good on paper, but they lack fun and excitement in the real world. Let’s just talk about our REAL resolutions: Mine is to steal as much food as my little mouth can hold without chewing so that I can eat it faster! That is a realistic goal that I think I can achieve! You should try my approach and vow to eat MORE food in the coming year and to start drinking heavily when stressed. How about spending more money on things you don’t really need. This blog is just full of little tips and ideas to make your life more fun. Here’s to a New Year full of realistic fun!

New Year's Rockin’ Chuck

Does this tie make me look smart ? Be honest.
Flashy yet sophisticated, right?