HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

Another holiday is here that marks the beginning of summer. Summer in the hungry Chihuahua world equates to barbeques and frequent gatherings of food in outdoor venues. This means that stuff falls on the ground and I am required to snatch it up before any birds, mice or any other pesky food stealers try to get it.  Memorial Day is a special holiday for many reasons, but anyone who knows me well knows that I am not focused on the meaning of the holiday. My interest is strictly limited to the celebration of the holiday. Please be ready to take notes as I give you a list of things that you will need to purchase in order to enjoy the holiday properly. First on my list is HAM. There can be no celebration without it. Second - potato chips. these are like ham’s friends that like to be included in any ham presentation. Third is beer. Beer is needed to wash down the ham and chips. Fourth is a table that sits very low to the ground. This will allow your furry home dwellers to peruse the buffet when you aren’t looking. Fifth is friends and family to share all of the above. (I just added #5 to make myself sound like I care) I hope that you enjoy the entire holiday weekend. Please don’t forget the list and while you are at the grocery story, could you pick me up some ham and anything else you think I might need.

Thank you.

CHUCK

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(ham, chips and beer)

WAS MUSTARD ON MY LIST?

DEAR MOTHER NATURE

Ok, we have had this discussion and I don’t understand why the situation has not been rectified. First we had the never ending snow and now we have the annoying rain. You cannot expect me to go potty outside when there are drips and splashes and puddles that could swallow me up. I understand that the kitchen is not my personal bathroom, but until the outdoor facilities are upgraded, I can’t be responsible for where my poop ends up. Last year we had too much rain and we ended up with a river flowing through the back yard. Again, I am not comfortable being in a compromising position (pooping) and accidentally falling into the raging river. It is also demeaning to dogs to pee on something that is already wet. We need to make our mark, to claim the spot and to show off our perfect aim. You can’t do that when you can’t even see where you peed. I am just pointing out the obvious here. This needs to be fixed as soon as possible. Someone needs to talk to upper management and have my above concerns addressed.

Sincerely,

CHUCK

I AM READY FOR THE FLOOD WITH MY MULTIPLE FLOTATION DEVICES
AND THE RUBBER DUCKIES JUST MAKE ME LOOK GOOD!

PARDON ME....

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY TABLE MANNERS, NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD!

The other night, my Mom came to retrieve me from my pantry. I had just finished my scrumptious meal of ham, vegetables and chicken noodle baby food. YUM! I licked the dish until it was spotless and then I licked it some more. When my Mom picked me up, I let out a monstrous burp. The walls rattled the windows shook and I am pretty sure all of the big dogs stopped whatever they were doing to stare at me. It was a really big burp. I have heard that in some countries it is a compliment to the chef to burp after the meal, so my compliments to the chef! I think everyone was surprised that the loud noise came out of little me. Honestly I was a little bit surprised myself. I am not going to make it a habit, but it was a one time anomaly that earned me some respect from my fellow four legged friends. I think they are hoping to someday let out a burp like mine. Now they have one more reason to be jealous of me. I am ok with that! I wonder if I should start farting more often? Hmmmmm

CHUCK

Mr. Table Manners

CINCO DE CHUCKO

A few months ago I became an Irish Chihuahua but now that Cinco De Mayo is here, I am reverting back to my Mexican heritage. It is such a fun holiday while we share the festivities with all! I can even share it with dogs that aren’t my breed, even the ones that might try to eat me. I am not afraid on this festive day because we will be celebrating with chips and beer and all kinds of fun stuff that I am not supposed to have. I just want to take a moment to share with you the true meaning of Cinco De Mayo. It has a long history of importance, but the true meaning is 5 slices of ham with Mayo on a sandwich. Now you know why it is such a big day for me. This sandwich stands for all that I want out of my little dog life. I just wish that every day was my sandwich holiday. Enjoy it!

CHUCK

Mexican Dictionary of Holidays Expert

 

SO MY MOM TRIED TO GET A PICTURE OF ME WITH AN ALREADY MADE  SANDWICH
AND AS YOU CAN GUESS, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT VERY WELL.
I DID GET A COUPLE OF GOOD BITES BEFORE IT WAS SNATCHED AWAY :)