Friday, April 27, 2018

WHO NOSE?

I want to share a little story with you……
It was getting dark outside and the wind was blowing against the windows. I was happily wrapped up in my blanket all warm and toasty. The girls were sleeping too which kept things nice and quiet. All of the sudden, in comes my Mom with the paper towels to pick up our most recent poop offerings. I can’t see her because I am mostly hidden in the darkness. I hear the rustling of the paper towels and my Mom talking about how gross we are (you know the pee and poop thing) and the next thing I know she tries to grab my nose with the paper towel. She thought my nose was a piece of poop. Now this would be funny if it were some dog other than me, but it was ME. She then laughed and left my nose alone. Thank goodness she wasn't using a poop scooper! This story is an example of the abuse that I put up with in my house. I just thought you should know. In light of this horrific story, you can send me gifts to compensate for my horrible situation. If you need any gift suggestions, please read my previous blogs. Lots of hints for you!


MY NOSE LOOKS LIKE A NOSE, NOT POOP RIGHT?
CHUCK
Brown Noser

Friday, April 20, 2018

CHUCK WANTS A CHICK!


 
LOOK AT ALL OF THESE LITTLE CUTE CHICKS!


My Mom went to the Big R Store and took a picture of a bunch of baby chicks. I think that I want one as a little chirping pet/friend. They are super cute and they sound a lot like a squeaky toy. I think that we would make a great pair, me and the chick. Now I am a little concerned that the chick might turn into a chicken. If that happens, it might peck me or it might over hear me planning on having it for dinner and come after me with it’s big bird claws. Maybe I don’t want a chick. I might have to just get a hamster that comes in a guaranteed size if you know what I mean.

CHUCK
Chickless
HERE IS AN EVEN CUTER CHICK!!!!


Friday, April 13, 2018

CLOSET YOGA

As I await a pick-up from my closet, I am finished with my dinner and feeling a little full so I do a little yoga. It is very relaxing you know and many people find that it helps to relieve stress and tension. I don’t necessarily recommend doing it on a super full stomach like I do, but you could certainly benefit from a down dog here and there in your life. I find the down dog to be my favorite pose, not just because of the name, but for me, I can get my little butt really high in the air and still be able to wag my tail. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is your favorite pose too! Anyway, I just wanted to give you some advice on how to remove stress from your life. Yoga in the closet is an excellent way to start. Try it, it is fun!

CHUCK
Ohhhhhhmmmmm
YOU CAN'T SEE MY BUTT RIGHT NOW, BUT TRUST ME, IT IS UP IN THE AIR!

Friday, April 6, 2018

SLEEPING BEAUTY

THERE ARE LOTS OF DOG FEET IN THIS PHOTO!
Looks can be deceiving. Take Lacey for example. Look how cute she looks while she is hogging the whole front half of the dog bed. You would never know from this photo that she barks at everything and pees on everything too. She has a cute package on the outside with a whole lot of baggage and naughty behaviors on the inside. I bet you can think of a few people that you know who are like that huh? Well, as the exception: I am cute on the outside and just as cute on the inside. No pretenses or issues, just a super cute well- behaved dog. OK, so that might be a tiny bit of a stretch, but I am really cute. Anyway, remember when you are meeting someone new, you must dig deeper sometimes for their inner “Cute Chuck” Sometimes they might not have it so don’t waste your time with them. 

CHUCK
Bringer of Wisdom?