TURKEY DAY MENU

YUM YUM!

I know that every year you are waiting to hear my list of delicious delectable items on my Thanksgiving Day menu. You probably look forward to this more than seeing your family and friends, more than welcoming the holiday festivities and more than watching football on Thanksgiving Day. This year’s line-up will not disappoint you and will probably make you drool like it does me when I am putting it together. Maybe I should say that it will make your mouth water which sounds a little bit less disgusting than the whole drool thing. Ok, here we go…… get out your pen and paper and write these down because you will want them on your table on the big day!

Chuck’s Pecan and Ham Pie Extravaganza- You take a big Pecan Pie and sprinkle some ham on the top and Wa La- this sweet ham treat will be sure to please all of your dessert lovers.

Chuck’s Turkey Goopie Goo- Find a big bowl, put in a large amount of Turkey, dump in some gravy and mush it around with your fingers. You then add some macaroni and cheese baby food and a dollop of ham. Yum Yum!

Chuck’s Turkey Day Surprise- This tasty little dish starts out with some stuffing, cranberries and squash (you can use sweet potatoes too) and mix in a casserole dish. You then add potato chips on top and Milk Bone dog biscuits. Once you have heated this in the oven you can add some cheese on top and then sprinkle with ham or the meat of your choice!

Chuck’s Pupperoni Pie- Fill a pie crust with any variety of Pupperoni (they have original, bacon and chicken flavors available) then mix with cottage cheese and eggs. I like to put in some brown sugar and cinnamon for that extra spice that brings it all together. Super tasty!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving from my belly to yours!
CHUCK

LET'S GET THIS WHOLE PICTURE THING DONE SO I CAN EAT!

NO BLOG FOR YOU!

CAN YOU HEAR ME MEDITATING? I WISH YOU COULD HEAR ME EATING!!!!

You will just have to wait until Thanksgiving Day to get a blog from me. I am hunkered down and waiting for the feast so the creative juices just aren’t built up yet. Juices- that reminds me of turkey juices or gravy or something yummy. I am unable to utilized my creative skills when I am so focused on the coming feast. So forgive me for my laziness and lack of responsibility. I just need this little break and meditation. Instead of saying OOOOhhMM, I say YYYUUUUmmmmm. Hey it works for me. Be ready for Turkey Day. I promise you a blog that will make your mouth water. Just saying it is making my mouth water. Do you see what I mean? No focus!

CHUCK

Fake Blogger

FALL FORWARD

I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS TIME TO GET UP OR NOT. IS MY BREAKFAST READY YET?

Did someone change my clock again? This is really getting very annoying. The other night, I was waiting for my dinner and it didn’t come. I knew that my empty belly wasn’t lying. I thought my Mom was lying when she said it wasn’t time yet, but it really wasn’t. It was a full hour past my dinner time before the grub showed up and I didn’t get an apology or anything. I practically starved to death and didn’t even know who to blame. Well I think that someone changed all of the clocks in my house to make my breakfast and dinner come later. There is another time when the clocks seem to re-set themselves and I get fed earlier. This is the clock change that I like. From now on, any clock changes need to go forward so that anyone who looks at the clock says “It is time for Chuck’s meal.” No more of this backward stuff. I know that I am not the only one who feels this way. The big dogs were all confused too when the food wasn’t making its way into the bowls. I am protesting the clocks right now and if you would like to join me, just set your clock forward a few hours. Just think, your work day will go by super-fast and before you know it, it will be dinner time. Yay me and my really good ideas!

CHUCK
Daylight Time Waster

EMBRACING FALL

I AM WAITING......PATIENTLY...SORT OF...WHERE IS MY FOOD?

I wasn’t really ready for the cold weather, but now I am feeling excited for the chill, the snow and the brisk fall weather. If you are wondering why, it is because the cold weather is the prelude to Thanksgiving. Yes, it is close and I am already drooling. I sometimes drool in my sleep, but this is drool with a purpose. I can already smell the food and I am anticipating my day of football, napping, turkey and maybe some extra ham. Thanksgiving is my very favorite holiday because it is all about the food. I am currently taking food donations. I don’t want you to think that these donations are going to needy Chihuahuas around the country. No, these donations are strictly for me. I am putting together a campaign of Chuck food so that I can have more than one Thanksgiving Day. I would like to make it a year- round event for myself. Just think: every day would be Thanksgiving Day just for me! This would not apply to anyone else, so don’t get any lofty ideas about starting your own food drive. This food truck will only be delivering to ME!!! So, thank you in advance for your generous donation. I am pretty sure it is tax deductible?

CHUCK
Non- Profit Food Bank Owner