Friday, January 26, 2018

EARLY DOG GETS THE BLOG

SEE, I AM CUTE WITHOUT ALL OF THE SNARKINESS!
Chuck was super lazy this week so I decided to steal his blog and share some shocking statistics with you about him. 

99% of the time, he is a bed hog
99.9% of the time, he thinks super highly of himself
110% of the time, he is kind of a little jerk

These are just a few facts that I wanted to share with you. With all of the above, I still love the guy and appreciate his little personality treasures. However, I would like to tell you why you would like me better. Ok, here goes…

I am a little princess
I am very snuggley
I like to play ball and it doesn’t have to have treats in it. 
I may be a little yippy sometimes, but at least you know that I am paying attention. 
You can cut my toenails, and I won’t bite you. 

I just wanted to share this stuff with you cause who knows when I will get to steal his blog again. Did I also tell you how possessive he is? If not, he is. 

CAYENNE
The Unsung Chihuahua

Friday, January 19, 2018

LEGEND OF LAZINESS

Every night I get my treat ball filled with scrumptious snacks. I roll it around on the floor and like magic, the treats fall out and I scarf them up. I have been doing this for years and it is one of the highlights of my day. The only thing that would make it better is if there was a giant ham in my ball that would spill out for me to eat. Anyway, I really enjoy this, but sometimes it is exhausting pushing around a stupid ball. Why can’t I just get the snacks without all of the work. Lately, I push my ball around for a few minutes then I give my Mom that look. You know the one that says “hey, could you please help me out here?” She is so enamored with my charming cute looks that she will sometimes shake the remainder of the treats out for me. Am I good or what?

CHUCK
DO YOU SEE WHY I GET STUFF?
Charming Chihuahua or Master Manipulator?

Friday, January 12, 2018

SNORE LIKE A LION!


NO NOISES HERE!!! TOTALLY QUIET.....
My Mom was totally lying to me! She said that she heard me snoring and that I sounded like a mewling kitten. I am really offended. If I snored, which I don’t, I would sound like a Great Dane or another big dog with a wicked deep snore. There is no way that I could sound like a kitten or cat or any feline. Well maybe a mountain lion, but that would be it. I think my Mom is just pulling my tail and trying to push my buttons. (I don’t know where my buttons are, but you better leave them alone!) Anyway, I am now trying not to sleep when my Mom is around so that she can’t make up stories about my sleeping habits. I think it is rude for people to jest with such a personal thing! Just know that if you hear stupid stories from my Mom, they probably aren’t true. 

CHUCK
Cat Napper

Friday, January 5, 2018

FAD FRONT-RUNNER

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF MY BRILLIANCE

It shouldn’t surprise you to know that everyone wants to be like me. I do something and wa-la, everyone else is doing it too. I am revered amongst so many that it is hard for me to wrap my big head around the concept of being so influential. My latest example is my pen mate Cayenne. She used to sleep on top of me (very annoying) but now she has figured out the under the blanket thing. It is a super good plan and now she has followed my lead and gets under the blanket every chance she gets. I am glad that I could help her be more comfortable and it just makes my head a little bit bigger because I did it first!

CHUCK
Blanket Bandwagon Leader
SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL CAYENNE IT IS ALL THE WAY UNDER- SHE IS DOING IT WRONG!
LACEY NEEDS TO LEARN THIS TOO.....