Friday, July 26, 2019

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY

DON'T GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT YOUR RAIN PONCHO!!!!

If I wanted this much rain, I would live in Oregon or Washington. Those places are used to having lots of rain. They probably have boats instead of cars and they probably all have big dogs who like getting wet. I ran outside last night and got soaked. I was only out for a nano-second before I figured out there was a torrential downpour and I was unpleasantly surprised. I ran back in the house and I figured that I could just pee somewhere else. How am I supposed to sit out on the front porch and sip a beer when there is a small hurricane? I have my raincoat ready and now I just have to get some galoshes for small dogs who don’t want their feet to get wet!

CHUCK
Webbed Footed Chihuahua

Friday, July 19, 2019

ONE BED OR TWO?

THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM IN HERE!!!!

I am so glad that I have my own bed. The girls have two little beds, but they can’t ever sleep apart. They crunch themselves into one of the little beds and then they will switch to the other little bed. This just goes on all day long. It makes me a little bit annoyed and curious. Why wouldn’t you want your own bed? It is not super fun to be cramped with another little hairy creature. Yikes. Anyway, make sure you protect your space!!!!! Or you might end up having to share.

CHUCK
Sleeping Alone

Friday, July 12, 2019

BUILT IN BLANKET


I'M  NOT ALL THE WAY UNDER RIGHT NOW, BUT IF I WERE YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME!

I just got a new dog bed and I swear someone made this for me. It has a blanket built into the bed so every morning I dive into my bed under the blanket that stays in the same place. It doesn’t move around or get pushed off me. The girls can’t steal it because it is all part of my bed and all mine. I was thinking that this might be nice for some of you people. You could stay under the blanket part if you don’t want anyone to know where you are. Nice huh? I don’t know if these come in big people sizes, but if not, you should make your own.

CHUCK
Blanket Hog

Thursday, July 4, 2019

Happy 4th of July (with sedation?)

THIS PICTURE SHOWS ME HALLUCINATING AFTER BEING DRUGGED? OR I AM JUST A SUPERSTAR!

It is one of my favorite days except for the fireworks. This is a reminder to drug your dogs heavily if they have issues with fireworks. We dogs love the burgers and the super yummy food, but the whole popping, cracking, sparkling and noise are not the part we look forward to. If I was a big dog, I might eat furniture or curtains and have a really good freak out. As it is, I just hide under my blanket and wait for the whole ordeal to end. My suffering would be eased if I could just eat one of those burgers. Like an under the blanket picnic….

CHUCK
Little Firecracker