CLASSY HALLOWEEN?

DO YOU THINK I WILL GET THREE SQUARE  MEALS EACH DAY DURING MY INCARCERATION?

In marking my five- year anniversary of blog writing, I think that my Halloween costume should be trendy yet fashionable. I would like to be dressed in something that makes people take a second look at my extremely cute face. Maybe a business suit or I could dress up as the Starbucks barista guy. I think that might be cool. I could also dress up as a fancy chauffeur or a butler. Perhaps I could dress up as someone famous like Lassie. The options are endless for me to really be something classy for Halloween. Unless my Mom has other ideas considering my recent behavior. She couldn’t still be mad could she?


CHUCK
Inmate #775

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WOULD PICK!!!

SLIP SLIDIN' AWAY....

My Mom had to put down plastic on the floor of my pen because Lacey likes to pee everywhere. She pees around the bed and around her food dish. I think this may be some protection ritual designed to keep other animals away from her space. Who knows, but it is kind of weird. So I get to scoot around on the plastic and hope my little feet don’t slip out from under me. It is like that summer game where people run and slide on that giant plastic runner. It is called a Slip n Slide. Well I have a Slip n Slide pen. All I need is a little bit of water and I could shoot myself from one end to the other. Oh I guess I could use pee instead of water. YUCK!

OH SHE LOOKS INNOCENT NOW...WAIT TIL YOU SEE A PICTURE OF HER
PERFORMING HER PROTECTION RITUAL!


CHUCK
Trying to stay dry!

THE DOG CAN'T TELL TIME?

So we all know that dogs can’t tell time right? Well there are two times that I can tell and that is breakfast time and dinner time. I always know when they are! I can be in a sound sleep and my little inner food alarm goes off and I am wide awake ready for my meal. I guess I couldn’t look at a watch or a clock and know what any of those numbers mean, but I do know the important stuff. I will also say that dogs are unable to tell when the seasons are changing. I have heard that the bears know and they take a long nap. The birds know and they take a vacation flight to Florida or some other warm location. I however was not prepared for the snow we received at the beginning of the week. Just a day before that, I was sunning myself and enjoying a nice warm day. This weather stuff is literally for the birds. I would just like to be able to choose my weather when I get up and I can tell you I won’t be picking snow. My little near naked Chihuahua body gets cold and I need a bigger blanket. I wonder if one of you would be so kind as to buy me an electric blanket. I will turn it on in October and leave it on until June. 

This bed has an electric blanket- H is for HOT!
I think I will start sleeping here!

CHUCK
Weather Nerd

ON PAROLE....

As you know I was grounded last week and unable to reach you, my dear fans. My Mom just made a mistake. It was a total misunderstanding. You see what happened was this: I was daydreaming in the closet about a closet monster and when my Mom scooped me up, it was a primal reaction to defend myself from the closet beast. Who knew that my Mom would interrupt my little imagination at that precise moment? So of course, I didn’t try to bite her! Anyway, I have sucked up for a whole week now and I finally got a little slice of ham for my efforts. I also get to write my blog and I will try not to say anything else about “the biting episode.” I know my Mom was really mad at me, but when I really turn on the CUTE like I have this past week, she is putty in my paws. I just want to yell “look out ham, I am back!”

CHUCK
Redeemed

HERE I AM TURNIN' ON THE CUTENESS! THIS SHOULD WORK RIGHT?