CHUCK VS CHUCKY

Who is scarier? Let's do a little comparison and find out...

Chuck: Frequently pees where he isn't supposed to and doesn't feel guilty at all

Chuckie: Frequently stabs people to death and doesn't feel guilty at all

Chuck: Frequently steals food from his canine friends

Chuckie: Probably eats the people he kills

Chuck: Could eat a whole ham by himself

Chuckie: Would probably kill the pig himself

It seems we have a tie. Not sure what the tie breaker should be? Yikes

SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR!

WHAT NOISE SHOULD I BE MAKING HERE?

I am a fierce swamp creature! Be afraid, be very afraid! This is a good look for me don’t you think? These sharp teeth could easily tear into some ham if you know what I mean. I wouldn’t like to be made into shoes though, so I don’t think that I will wear this outfit very often. It is fun during the Halloween season to explore your inner alligator and be free to express yourself at a Halloween gathering. Maybe no one will recognize your true identity. Think how fun that would be. Unless people were talking badly about you, not knowing you were you. Or mistaking you for something else and turning you into a pair of men’s loafers! With this inspiring blog, you need to go out and get yourself a cool costume!

CHUCK
Alligator Incognito

THE GREAT PUMPKIN

I STILL LOOK COOL THOUGH....... RIGHT?

OK I am not sure about being a pumpkin. I mean what is the value in that. Pumpkins don’t have great personalities and they don’t do social stuff. There is no comparison between me and a pumpkin. I don’t have orange hair and I don’t sit around in a patch waiting for someone to take me home. I don’t scare small children, oh wait, maybe that is something that we have in common. The only reason I am glad to be a pumpkin is that surely someone will feed me one of the many pumpkin option foods!!! I think I am going to Starbucks now for my Pumpkin Spiced Latte. All that was accomplished here was making me hungry and fat!!

CHUCK
Chuck O Lantern

DON'T BE TRYING TO MAKE A PIE OUT OF ME!!!!

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?

This year I am going to dress up every Friday before Halloween in a costume that somehow matches my dashing personality. This week, I am a skunk. I am a little bit smelly sometimes, but beyond that comparison, I am having a hard time coming up with things I might have in common with your average every day skunk. Maybe that is my problem. I need to align myself with an exceptional skunk who excels in all things skunky. This guy is popular with the ladies and is very confident and sure of himself; even the stripe on his back represents pride and handsomeness. My skunk doesn’t even smell really, in fact he smells good..... like ham!

CHUCK

Smelly Ham

I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING......DO I LOOK SMELLY?