HAPPY YOU YEARS DAY!

Did I say you? I meant Happy Me Years Day! It is the time of yearly celebration of ME and all of the important things that I will accomplish in the New Year. 1^st on my list is more time spent with ham. I have put this on the top of my list and I hope that everyone in my household will accommodate my resolution. If they don’t, please feel free to send me ham anytime you want to! 2^nd on my list is sharing my ham. (just kidding, that would never happen) Seriously the 2^nd thing on my list is more time looking in the mirror. I just catch a glimpse of me now and then, but I am pretty cute and I would like to see some more of me. 3^rd on my list would be more quality sleep time. I am often disturbed while trying to sleep by the other pesky dogs in my house and I think I need to get some of those noise cancelling head phones. Do they come in my size? That is as far as I have gotten on my New Years list, but I will keep adding to it until I feel that sense of accomplishment that comes from setting goals. I try to set realistic goals so that I don’t disappoint myself. I don’t think that could ever happen, but I don’t want to push my luck. Keep your goals realistic and make sure they involve food and vanity like mine OK?

CHUCK

Ham King 2016

ALL DRESSED UP AND READY FOR HAM! IT MUST BE MIDNIGHT SOMEWHERE!

FLEAS NAVI DOG!

I understand holidays and the celebration there of, but why would anyone celebrate fleas on their dog. I was thrilled when I first heard the little Mexican tune as it reminded me of my homeland, but the more I listened, the more concerned I was. Certainly there is a good reason to write a song about dogs and wishing them a Merry Christmas, but not at the expense of us poor helpless dogs who suffer from flea infestation. I hope you have a lovely Christmas and enjoy your loved ones and your furry loved ones too. Just be sure to check them for fleas. You never know what Santa might leave behind.

CHUCK

Feliciano

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!

KEEP YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE COOKIE JAR!

I went to my Mom’s work this week to spread some Chuck Christmas cheer and I found something a little bit scary. There was a Chihuahua sitting on top of the counter in the Rehab area. I have never been introduced to this dog so what is he doing hanging out in my space? I am the only Chihuahua allowed to hang out here. (I thought this was common knowledge, but I guess I will have to send out another memo) Anyway, as I got closer, I noticed that there were some pretty good smells coming out of this dog. He was sitting perfectly still which I thought was kind of creepy and then I smelled it. A hint of Pupperoni. As I got even closer, I noticed how shiny this dog was. What is he eating that gives him that shine? Maybe it is Pupperoni. As I got really close, to my horror someone removed his head! I know! Then I could really smell the Pupperoni. I barked to myself, this isn’t a dog, it is a Chihuahua cookie jar! Holy cow, how lucky could I be? I am now much happier about this whole situation. No dog competition and a whole jar of treats for me. Merry Christmas indeed.

CHUCK

Cookie Monster

THIS DOG IS NOT AS CUTE AS ME!

I GOT RID OF MY STUPID COAT SO I COULD DIVE IN COMPLETELY!

TIS THE SEASON...

 

THIS IS BAD HUH?

This is the time of year that my Mom drags out all of my Christmas attire and makes me wear it. I know that the whole ugly Christmas sweater thing is very popular, but I think I am above wearing anything unattractive. I have a reputation with my fans and it does not include me wearing anything unflattering or anything that goes against my fashion tastes. Speaking of tastes, how about me getting some of those Christmas snacks that come this time of year? If I have to sport an obnoxious sweater, I should be rewarded appropriately. I bet Santa gets lots of snacks for having to wear that ridiculous red suit! Oh wait, I think I had to wear one of those too. Yikes! Anyway, I hope that you discuss clothing with your pets this year and make sure they are on board wearing the stuff that you have chosen for them. It is only fair that we get to pick our outfits. I am sure you wouldn’t want me choosing what you wear. If I did, it would have a pocket filled with ham. On second thought, I think I should choose what you wear. If there is a chance of getting ham, I will be your new clothing designer. Everything you wear will have really BIG pockets.

CHUCK

NOT LIKELY!

De La Renta

TUCK AND RUN

When you watch a football game, do you pay attention to the running style of all of the players? When you see the soccer guys running around the field, do you say to yourself “check out that guy’s running style?” Probably not. I don’t either because I am interested in the outcome of the run or the destination of the runner. I get some serious grief at my house because my running style is a little bit odd and according to my Mom kind of funny. I tuck my butt before, during and after my running spurts. I see it as a necessary step to get me where I want to go. If you would like to practice this for yourself, here are the steps that need to be followed.

Tail goes between the legs

Butt tucks under at least 40 degrees

Run initiates with this form intact

Keep the tuck until you reach your destination

If someone tries to grab you, repeat above steps

This is a fairly simple formula that works well for me. I don’t care if people tease me if they can’t catch me. Yeah? Don’t be surprised if you see your favorite sports people starting to use my tuck and run formula. I bet nobody will be laughing for long when you see what a trend setter I am!

CHUCK

This will soon be called the CHUCK TUCK!

I AM NOT TUCKING RIGHT NOW SINCE THERE IS A CAMERA ON ME!
IF I WERE, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE ME ANYWAY DUE TO MY SPEED AND AMAZING AGILITY!