PAJAMA PARTY

I LOOK PRETTY HANDSOME IN MY FLANNEL JAMS DON'T YOU THINK?

There is nothing better during the holiday season than to hang out in your jammies. I think that the cold weather and the nip in the air leads to the mass purchasing of pajamas. They are fuzzy and warm and go nicely with a warm slice of bread slathered with butter and topped with ham. I have to cut this blog short because I am now hungry. Not that I wasn’t before, but now it is more of an emergency! So put on your jammies and crawl in your bag. No matter what difficulties you may have in your life, you will feel better…..and hungry!

CHUCK
Ham Jam

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS WITH CHUCK

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!










On the first day of Christmas Chuck gave to me….. 
A  LITTLE SNARKY DOG UNDER THE TREE
On the second day……
2 FAKE LOOKS OF LOVE
On the 3rd day….
3 FRENCH KISSES
On the 4th day….
4 ANNOYING HOWLS
On the 5th day…..
5 GOLDEN PEE STAINS
On the 6th day….
6 DAYS OF PLAYING
On the 7th day…
7 BISCUITS MISSING
On the 8th day…..
8 DAYS OF BITING
On the 9th day….
9 NAIL TRIM NIPPINGS
On the 10th day….
10 BITES ON SANTA
On the 11th day…
11 DAYS OF BEGGING 
On the 12th day….
12 HAMS A’ BAKING

NOTICE IN THIS CHRISTMAS CLASSIC THAT THE HAM BECOMES VERY IMPORTANT AS WE GET TO THE END. HMMMMMM

ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS

PURPLE IS A GOOD COLOR FOR ME AND IT GOES WELL WITH PINK HAM!!!

I got my first gift of the season. The only thing that would have made it better was if it were food. I do love some stylish clothes on me, I just wish that the pockets were bigger in case you want to stuff some ham or something in there. Or maybe even the ham sweater would be a great option. There shouldn’t be any stress or struggle for you when it comes to buying gifts for me. I am the easiest dog to shop for. Your dog is probably easy to shop for too, but will they actually wear the ham sweater? I will actually put it on for the photo op and then eat it when no one is watching. Your dog would probably just gobble it up and not care about appearances. That is why you love me the most right?

CHUCK
Stylish Meat Sweater Wearer

BLACK LISTED

I have been waiting patiently, but now I am getting just a little bit irritated! The invitations have not come for Christmas parties that I should be attending. You would think that my popularity would lead to so many invitations that I would have to decline some of them due to being overbooked, but that is not the case. I am trying to think of the reasons that I am not being included in the festivities and here is what I have come up with……

WHERE IS MY LIMO???

I would take all of the attention away from the other party guests. 
I might eat all of the ham before anyone else gets any. 
The other dogs attending the party might try to eat ME!
You are afraid that I might say no if you asked.
My table manners are not the best.
Your table manners are not the best.
The invitations are in the mail. 

I PROMISE TO NOT DO THIS AT YOUR HOUSE!
HIDE THE TREAT JAR AND IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM

These are just a few of the reasons that I might not have received an invite yet. If you are hesitant, let me assure you that I am the best party attendee ever! I am cute and charming. I will only bite the people that I don’t like and you won’t have any leftover food! Get out to the mailbox or email me right now. I want us to still be friends and we can’t do that if I don’t get invited to your party. 

CHUCK
Stuck at home for the holidays