WHERE'S MY TRACTOR???

I AM NOT WAITING OUT HERE ANYMORE- BRRRRRRRR

I WILL WAIT HERE AND GET WARM....I THINK MY TONGUE MIGHT BE FROZEN?

There was a little snow storm this week and my friend Becky has a tractor. I know that we need a tractor to clear out some snow. I really just want to go for a ride in the tractor. At first, I went outside to wait, but now I am waiting patiently under my blanket for the tractor to come. I also think it would be nice if Becky brought me some ham and coffee. That would be lovely. Then Becky and I could watch a movie together. Maybe Beverly Hills Chihuahua or something like that. If you see a tractor on the road, it is probably meant for me so get out of its way!!!! Oh and stay warm!!

CHUCK

Needs Farm Equipment!

CHUCK IN A LINE UP?

WRONG ONE

MAYBE BAD?

I EVEN ADDED A BIG DOG FOR SOME VARIETY!

PROBABLY BAD

BAD

I am challenging my grounding from last week. I think that my Mom gets confused because there are so many dogs in our house. It would be easy to make a little mistake on who did what. With all of the barking, chaos and running around, it would be easy to think that one dog did something when it really was another dog. I am sure that I am not the one who did anything wrong. I am so angelic that the other dogs are awed by my presence. I am so good that I make Lassie look bad. Do you see where I am going with this? I think that my blog followers can prove my innocence by choosing the dog from the line up who looks the most suspicious for bad behavior. Then we will all know that it isn’t me!

CHUCK
Innocent until proven innocent some more….

GROUNDED AGAIN- WITH BLOG AND HAM RESTRICTIONS

I will take pleasure in writing Chuck’s Blog this week as he is in trouble again. Taking this away from him will be like taking a phone from a teenager, but the true punishment lies in the ham. Chuck is ham free this week due to his ridiculous display of naughtiness during his most recent nail trim. He has this done fairly frequently so it isn’t a big surprise. He has to wear a muzzle because of the time he bit me in the chin. He usually gets a treat after so that maybe he will remember the good part of the ordeal the next time the clippers come out. Well, he doesn’t seem to remember anything about behavior or patience. It would take me about 1 minute to clip his nails if he would behave. Instead it is about 10 minutes of ridiculous noises, thrashing, scratching and attempted biting. This most recent trim was the worst yet. He was wailing like I was removing one of his legs and he was using his back legs in tandem to try to push my hands out of the way. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the rest of the dogs were huddled outside the door because they were sure I had just murdered their little dog brother.  Oh, the drama. Maybe he will be able to write his blog next week, but there will have to be some serious sucking up between now and then. 

I DON'T NEED MY NAILS TRIMMED- THEY AREN'T THAT LONG!!!!!

CHUCK’S MOM
Nail Trim Nightmare

NEW YEAR- NEW ATTITUDE

DON'T WORRY- THE BOTTLE DOESN'T CONTAIN ANY ALCOHOL!

Ok, so the title of this blog is totally misleading. Though it is a new year, I do not have a new attitude at all. I am still the same ol’ snarky guy that you know and love. While most people are looking to decrease things in the New Year, like weight, spending, eating, drinking and other things related to excess, I will be looking to increase! I want more ham and more sleep. That is it. Those are my two New Year’s resolutions that I am pretty sure I can get. If each of you would donate to my ham fund, I could be covered for the whole year. If the dogs in my house could be more respectful of my sleep time, I would sleep more! Wah Lah! See it isn’t that hard to stick to your resolutions and feel good about yourself because you succeeded! 

CHUCK
Resolution Keeper
Sleeper and Eater

JUST THINKING ABOUT FINISHING OFF THIS BOTTLE WITH A NICE BIG HAM!