THUNDER HAM?

This past week the Thunderbirds flew over the Air Force Academy doing lots of fancy jet maneuvers. I watched in awe as they went up and down and made little shapes and breezed through the clouds. These guys are pretty cool and I am sure they would take me for a flight if I asked them to, but I think I might barf if I had to do all those flips and turns and I might not like heights since I am kind of a short guy. I was a little disappointed that they did not execute the ham formation that I requested. I don’t know if it is too dangerous or if they just don’t like ham, but maybe next year they can put it in their program. You should request it too. Maybe if enough of us ask for the “Ham in the sky” formation, they will be pressured into doing it.

CHUCK

Flying Ham Fan 

THIS IS ME IN HAM-BEGGING- FORMATION

MOTHER NATURE VS CHUCK

AAAAAAARRG- BRRRRRRRRRRRR

LET ME KNOW WHEN I CAN COME OUT- MAYBE JUNE?

That is it! I am done! The snow needs to go away! Just as I was getting ready for some sun and fun, we get hit with over 15 inches of snow. My parents couldn’t go anywhere because there was so much snow. I accidentally ran out the dog door to find a giant wall of snow blocking my path. To quote a famous movie: “I was freezing my baguettes off!” (If I have any of those, I am not sure where they are) Anyway, Mother Nature and I will be having a little chat. I don’t know if she knows how snarky I can be, but she better watch out. I am putting in my demands for sun and warm temperatures. If my demands aren’t met, watch out. The wrath of ME is ugly and fierce. I am getting out my lawn chair in preparation for my success. You should do the same!

CHUCK
Sick of Snow!!!!!

THE GARDEN OF CHUCK

I NEED SOME LITTLE GLOVES

It is that time of year where we can plant little seeds in the dirt, hope the birds don’t eat them, water them and wait for them to grow. I am planning a large variety of garden items this year and can’t wait to eat them. I want some carrots (I might share with the bunnies), some lettuce (same bunnies may get some) and some tomatoes. I don’t think myself or the bunnies will be eating the tomatoes, but they look like big round dog toys which should be fun. I am a little curious about how I am supposed to plant my ham. I looked at all of the seeds and none of them said ham. Maybe they just ran out and I will have to order them on Amazon.

CHUCK
Little Seedling

DO I NEED HEALTH INSURANCE?

I LOOK PRETTY FEISTY HERE HUH?

Last week I had to be brought in to my Mom’s work because I wasn’t feeling so good. I was limping and I also had a weird experience where I was very disoriented and stumbling. My Mom got very worried and I guess I was a little bit too. I got lots of attention from everyone and I was seen by 3 Doctors. One of them gave me Circus Animal Crackers just so I wouldn’t bite him. No one was able to figure out exactly what was going on with me, but I am really glad that I got the animal crackers! I don’t want to have to fake being sick just to get them again! Send good thoughts my way please and maybe some yummy cookies!

CHUCK
Medical Mystery

THIS IS HOW I WAS REALLY FEELING!

LANGUAGE BARRIER

BUENOS MEEEE- AS

In honor of Cinco De Mayo, I am working at learning a little Spanish. I was planning on hiring a tutor to help me, you know bringing in a Chihuahua who is from Mexico to teach me all of the language stuff that I should know. The problem is getting my tutor in to my house without my Mom knowing. She thinks she has her hands full of little dogs and doesn’t need any more, so without my tutor, I am left with Google. The most important word in the Spanish language is Jamon. I think you might know what it is? I would also like to add that I would like a Jamon sandwich please!!!

CHUCK
Muy Hemoso