PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE

 Whatever that means, I don’t have any patience. I am afraid that I was not given any patience when gifted with my Chihuahua jeans. Not the jeans that you wear, but those other ones. Anyway, I think I have some gifts that I was born with, like being able to sniff out a treat from a mile away or eating my food faster than you can put it in my dish. I can also run away from trouble like a very small greyhound. It is more like running away from being in trouble, but you know what I mean. I know none of these things have anything to do with patience so I will try to get back on topic. Patience means that you can wait for stuff. Yeah, I can’t wait for anything. When it is time for dinner, I want it now. When it is time for my treat ball, I want it earlier than now. I go to the closet to let my Mom know that I am ready for her to open the door. I am then forced to wait until she can manage to make her way over to the closet and get my ball. This is like torture for me having to wait. Doesn’t she know this? You would think that with all of the impatient cues I give her that she would get a clue. It should be somewhere in the Chihuahua manual and I will just have to get her to read it! I am pretty sure it was on the bestseller list for a really long time! Really Mom, look it up!

Chuck

I’m Patient

(Impatient!)

Look at me…why wouldn't you do exactly what I ask?
I mean look at me…totally irresistible, right?

I can smell it….pleeeease open the door

Maybe if I just claw a whole in the carpet,
 then Mom will know how serious I am.