There
is an art to begging and I am going to assist you in becoming a professional
like me. You must first start with the basics of posturing yourself in the best
position to be noticed, then you put on the cutest face that you can muster and
hold it for as long as it takes. You must be in position one, which keeps you a
little bit aloof, then you move in closer for the advanced begging which is
position two. There are some optional tactics that you can use when you are not
succeeding in the whole cute thing. You can add some pitiful whining and some
leg scratching which will usually do the trick. I think it is safe to say that
you should make sure that you are begging for something worthwhile. It is no
fun to go to all of this trouble and end up with something that is boring. I am
not sure what that might be since I will eat just about anything, but you may
be a little bit pickier than I am! Put these slick moves into action and some
tasty morsels will be comin’ your way! YUUMMM!
Chuck
President
of Beggars Anonymous
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| This is me implementing another one of my tactics, I call this the 'darling outfit' but I don't call it that in front of the big dogs…don't tell them I even used the word 'darling'. I don't think they even read my blog anyhow so I'm pretty sure my reputation will remain intact. |
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