There are lots of times that I want to say “Me first!” It
would start with me being first at the dog meal distribution and continue with
me being the first to pee on the pee pad. I also like to be the first one to
fall asleep so I don’t have to listen to anyone else snoring. I should always
be the first one to get the butt scratches before my Mom’s hand gets tired. I
am the first in line for falling food and the first to swipe it right out of
someone’s hand. I am also the first to figure out my Mom’s mood on any given
day so that I am NOT the first to get in trouble! (OK that one doesn’t usually
work out for me, but I try!)
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I am ready to park now. Oh wait, I can't see my rearview
mirror. Do I really need it?
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Being first is usually a good thing unless it
involves me being the first to get caught. That is not a good thing. So maybe I
don’t always have to be first for everything. I guess I don’t need to worry
about being the first in line at the DMV since I am pretty sure I won’t be
driving anytime soon. I might have a tough time seeing over the steering wheel.
If I could drive, I would be the first Chihuahua to parallel park. That might
be cool…….
CHUCK
Future Parking Ticket Recipient
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