Will you be my Valentine? and then you can buy me something from my Birthday list! You wrote stuff down right? It is spelled H A M! |
On February 16th, I will be turning sweet 6! If
you ask my Mom, she thinks I am still acting like 6 months instead of 6 years.
She is constantly awed and bewildered by my lack of maturity and personal
growth as a dog. I still have ALL of my bad habits that I had at 6 months of
age and I have added some new ones to my repertoire. I think that shows growth
and maturity don’t you? I am just young at heart and I think that is an
excellent trait for an aging 6 year old. I am hoping for a big birthday cake
with my name written on top and candles made of Milk Bones. I would also like a
can opener, an I-Phone, a portable heater and a step stool so that I can
reach the handle on the refrigerator. Maybe a cooler filled with some tasty
Chihuahua snacks, like ham! Are you writing this down? Please take a moment to
do so. And just for the record, this is the first time I am mentioning my
birthday in my blog, so we have some making up to do in the present department.
I think that this blog should be retroactive so you owe me 6 presents. Yes you.
Please do RUSH shipping or whatever to get my gifts to me on time. I am not
having a public party this year, but maybe next year. I will then be able to add
to my list of naughtiness and show off my personal growth.
CHUCK
Birthday Boy
PS: I am allowed to have more than one cake! Like maybe 6…….
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