I went to my
Mom’s work this week to spread some Chuck Christmas cheer and I found something
a little bit scary. There was a Chihuahua
sitting on top of the counter in the Rehab area. I have never been introduced
to this dog so what is he doing hanging out in my space? I am the only Chihuahua allowed to
hang out here. (I thought this was common knowledge, but I guess I will have to
send out another memo) Anyway, as I got closer, I noticed that there were some
pretty good smells coming out of this dog. He was sitting perfectly still which
I thought was kind of creepy and then I smelled it. A hint of Pupperoni. As I
got even closer, I noticed how shiny this dog was. What is he eating that gives
him that shine? Maybe it is Pupperoni. As I got really close, to my horror
someone removed his head! I know! Then I could really smell the Pupperoni. I
barked to myself, this isn’t a dog, it is a Chihuahua cookie jar! Holy cow, how lucky
could I be? I am now much happier about this whole situation. No dog
competition and a whole jar of treats for me. Merry Christmas indeed.
CHUCK
I GOT RID OF MY STUPID COAT SO I COULD DIVE IN COMPLETELY! |
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