I have been thinking lately
that I need to have another job besides my blog writing. If you have followed
my blogs for long enough you will remember that I have frequently had some
ideas about which jobs I might like. Unfortunately, most jobs get in the way of
my most important job of sleeping and that is unacceptable. I have thought of an
alternative job that has a very specific time frame and once completed the job
is done for the day. I would like to have a rooster job. First thing in the
morning, I get up and make some noise and go back to sleep. This is something
that I kind of already do. This is a dream job for me and I can’t believe I
didn’t think of it sooner. So you are asking yourself if I can actually make
the real rooster noise and I am wondering why you would think such a stupid
question. I can make the Chuck rooster noise which sounds a little bit like a
howl, but if I add a doodle doo bark at the end, I think I can make it work. I
am eager to get started on my new career and will be launching it tomorrow
morning. If you hear something other
than a rooster tomorrow, you will know it is me with your morning wake up call!
Oh wait, do I need to get rid of the real rooster in order to steal his job? I
can’t have him trying to out-do me on the morning noise creation. Maybe I can
send him to a farm far away where there are no Chihuahuas
within a 50 mile radius (in case other Chihuahuas
are interested in this career path as well) This is a good plan and no one even
needs to know that a change has taken place.
CHUCK
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