I am rethinking my choice of
being a rooster. Some new information has come my way and I am re-evaluating my
job opportunities and trying to make the best choice for me. I was looking
across the street from my house and I noticed all of the cows happily munching
away all day long. They are eating all the time and I thought to myself “I
could do that!” Just think…. No breakfast or dinner, just one never ending
extended buffet. Of course I wouldn’t be able to just eat grass. I was thinking
more along the lines of ham with some other stuff thrown in there. Do cows eat
ham? If they don’t, they probably should. Does it really matter what I eat? I
could still be a cow and just change the menu a little bit. I would also be
able to roam free and not worry about being chased down by one of my parents. I
did not see any of the cows running away from there owners. There would be lots
of space, freedom and food. I think this might be the answer to my little Chihuahua prayers. It is
nice to know that someone is listening. Watch out cows, I am taking over the
pasture.
CHUCK
Cowabunga!
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