FASHION AND STYLE = CHUCK

I just got a new hat that is exactly like my Dad's so he thought that we should maybe go for a little drive while sporting our cool hats. I even got to drive. The thing about me driving is that I can't read people stuff so you guys have all of these rules and regulations on the road and none of them mean anything to me. I always have the right of way. Pedestrians need to wait for me to go by and I am certainly not stopping unless I see a ham stand on the side of the road. If an officer should pull me over, they would be so intrigued by my stylish handsome hat that they would probably want me to drive for them too! In fact I may be looking at a career as a limo driver. Of course I do need a little booster seat so I can see all of the signs that I am ignoring. I would also like a little blanket with me in the front seat in case I need a little snooze. For my next adventure, I think I need a racing hat!!!

DO YOU THINK I NEED A DRIVING OUTFIT TO GO WITH MY HAT
OR SHOULD I JUST STAY NAKED?

CHUCK
Distracted Driver 

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE CHIHUAHUA

This is a rare phenomenon that only happens every hundred years or so, however this is a daily occurrence for Chuck. Please do not view these pictures without proper eye wear to protect from any eye damage.

The stages of the eclipse:

NO ECLIPSE

PARTIAL ECLIPSE

BIGGER PARTIAL ECLIPSE

TOTAL ECLIPSE

      

LEFT AT THE ALTAR?

OK so I will just never make it to the altar. This blog should be called “All the Events that Chuck Misses” Yes, there is another event that I am missing. This time it is a wedding instead of a baseball game. How could I not be invited to a wedding? I am a romantic sort of guy and I am sociable and fun. I could toast the bride and groom and dance with the bride. I could eat whatever food is being served and I would enjoy it more than anyone. Weddings should be a festive occasion and my middle name is Festive! Here is another idea. Me on top of the cake! How great would that be? Think how cute I would look in my fancy duds perched on top of a six- tiered cake. Of course, it wouldn’t be six tiers anymore if I were on top of it, now would it? Who could blame me for having a little taste before anyone else gets any? I guess we will never know since my invitation got lost in the mail! 

CHUCK
Wedding Blues

PICTURE THIS HANDSOME DEVIL (ME) ON TOP OF YOUR WEDDING CAKE!

3 STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

I EVEN HAVE A BASEBALL SHIRT!

My parents snuck off to go to a baseball game and they didn’t take me with them. I am a little bit miffed (whatever that means) and I don’t think I will talk to them for a few days just so they get the message of my miffedness. I could have thrown the first pitch, eaten a hot dog, slurped a beer or just enjoyed the noise of the crowd. I could have spent time in the dugout. That sounds like a good place for a dog don’t you think? If they are going to leave me at home, they should at least keep their plans a secret so I don’t end up feeling rejected. At least they didn’t take one of the other dogs. That would have really gotten me in a little Chihuahua uproar! I am going to insist on attending the next sporting event. I don’t care what it is. Hockey would be fine because I could put on some little skates. Basketball would be ok even if I might be too short to participate. I am not sure about soccer as I might get kicked, but they still have hot dogs don’t they? I am a versatile guy and not super picky about my social life. I don’t get out much and I think it is time for me to expand my adventures. It is time to come out from under the blanket and explore the world. Actually, I think it is time for a nap first and then I will be well rested!
CHUCK
Take me out to the ball game.......When I get up from my nap!