MY MOM IS A DOG?

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My Mom has always been super jealous of me and other dogs in general. She wishes she could nap all day,  be given treats when she is good and get belly rubs and stuff. I just didn't know that she was going to take it to extremes. I think she might have to get counseling or something. I don't know why she picked a spotted dog though. I don't have any spots and now I am wondering if I should get some. If I get some spots, the fire department might want to hire me. I would make a good Dalmation I think. I bet you all would like to be dogs too. Just start acting the part and people might start giving you treats!!!!

CHUCK
Star of 101 Chihuahuas