AN INTERVIEW IN WAITING

With everything going on in the world, I am a little surprised that no one is interviewing me during this crisis. I have first-hand knowledge of the whole self -quarantine thing. I have been doing it for years. I stay in my own bed, I stay away from the other dogs unless I am stealing their food. I don't like to be around anyone unless I am getting ham out of the interaction. I am concerned that the grocery stores might be running low on ham. Lucky for me, I don't eat toilet paper. 

DON'T BOTHER ME - UNLESS YOU ARE BRINGING ME SOMETHING!