BRING ON THE HEAT, BUT I STILL WANT MY BLANKET!

I know that you think I spend too much time in bed, but that is what I am good at, well, that and eating. Now that the weather is getting warmer, I find myself waking up without my blanket. Did I push it off myself because I got too warm or are the girls trying to steal it? It makes me feel naked and exposed. Do you ever feel like that? If so, it is best if you are at home at the time. 

NAKED- STOP LOOKING

STEALING THE BLOG!

I MIGHT BE CUTER THAN CHUCK DON'T YOU THINK?

Chuck is sleeping and I am not. I think that I should take this opportunity to steal his blog. He is so greedy about his blogging stuff and does not ever share the limelight. I know you might not believe it, but Chuck is one selfish little dog. The whole world revolves around him and Lacey and I don't exist unless there is a snack he needs to steal from us. The rest of the time he is hiding under his blanket and I say good riddance. So here I am with nothing to write about, but I am just happy to be in the spotlight. Sometimes we girls just have to stand around and look cute!



CAYENNE
Cute For Sure!

THE STAGES OF CHUCK SLEEP

PRETTY MUCH IN LA LA DREAMLAND! 

We all have our special sleeping habits and we protect them at all costs. My Mom has to sleep with a fan on, my Dad likes to sleep through television shows. We can each say some weird sleep thing that we have going on. I don't like to be woken up for anything. Well, it is ok to wake me up for food, a lively party featuring food, a movie about food or a sporting event where food is present. Other than that, don't do it. The snark will come out for sure if you disturb my pleasant slumber. I have featured 3 photos showing my stages of sleep. Please note that #2 is the most concerning of all and I think you should be scared for sure!!!!!

WHHATT? WHHHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR WAKING ME UP!!!

WHERE ARE MY NACHOS?

NOW I JUST NEED A LITTLE GUITAR AND A TIP JAR!

For Cinco De Mayo I got all dressed up and waited for my ride to the local Chihuahua bar only to find out that they aren't open. I then tried to celebrate on my own but no one brought me my little brewsky or my celebratory nachos. Where is my delivery service? I hope that the next holiday is not disrupted like this. I should maybe have a backup plan and get something going now for Memorial Day. I wonder if I can get some hot dogs pre-ordered with guaranteed delivery. I could start hoarding potato chips now so that I am sure to have plenty. You should do the same just not with potato chips. Pick something else!

CHUCK
Missing Food Alert!

MUZZLES SUCK

I can't wait until people can stop wearing muzzles everyday. It makes them snarky and I am afraid that they want to bite me when they take them off. It is a shame that they are trying to copy the dogs and not doing a very good job at it. When we have a muzzle on, it kind of makes us look tough and fierce. We may hate them, but we wear them well. People just look like they are going to rob a bank or something. Anyway, let's look to a muzzle-less future for all of the people!!!!!

CHUCK
Wearing it Well

IF YOU ARE A BLOG FAN, YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS WAS MY FAVORITE MUZZLE EVER!