WHERE ARE MY NACHOS?

NOW I JUST NEED A LITTLE GUITAR AND A TIP JAR!

For Cinco De Mayo I got all dressed up and waited for my ride to the local Chihuahua bar only to find out that they aren't open. I then tried to celebrate on my own but no one brought me my little brewsky or my celebratory nachos. Where is my delivery service? I hope that the next holiday is not disrupted like this. I should maybe have a backup plan and get something going now for Memorial Day. I wonder if I can get some hot dogs pre-ordered with guaranteed delivery. I could start hoarding potato chips now so that I am sure to have plenty. You should do the same just not with potato chips. Pick something else!

CHUCK
Missing Food Alert!