I am a
super healthy eater. I love all kinds of healthy stuff like fruit, (refer to
previous banana blog) vegetables and even bean sprouts, but one of my most
favorite healthy treats is lettuce. OK, so I know it is for the bunny rabbits,
but I asked them and they don’t mind sharing with me. Cayenne even eats lettuce
sometimes though she holds it in her mouth for ridiculously long periods of
time in fear that I will steal it from her, which I would. It is best eaten
fresh, right out of the fridge, if you can just get someone to open the stupid
lettuce drawer. I don’t need dressing or croutons on my lettuce, but I would
still eat it if someone went to all the trouble to spruce it up for me. This
would probably have to be a well choreographed accidental salad dropping for me
to ever indulge in a real salad. I will stick to my lettuce drawer salad and I
must eat it quickly so the rabbits don’t get it. They could just hop over and
take what belongs to me. I don’t think so. I need roughage and greens too.
Chuck
Lettuce Crisper
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