Do you
know that there is a bag somewhere in your house that has really cool stuff in
it? It is usually plastic and smells kind of funny, but good. People try to
take it from you and you must stand up for yourself and let them know that it
belongs to you. It is my trash, not yours. I found it and I am not letting you
take it. I can even get in the trash bag if it is left unattended and I am then
surrounded by the intoxicating aromas and I snarf whatever I can get. When my
parents try to take out my trash, I bark and carry on so that they will leave
it where it is most convenient for me. So far this hasn’t worked. The trash
goes out the door and I never see it again. I’m sorry that this is kind of a
sad story, but one that has to be told. Don’t let anyone take your trash. It
will be gone for good. I’m just sayin’…..
Chuck
Trash
Man
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