This is a public service
announcement from ME…..
This is the weekend that we
all have to turn our internal and external clocks to another time. Why you ask?
I am just the announcer not the person who made up this ridiculous rule.
Because of this weird and unjustified rule, I will lose an hour of my precious
sleep time on Sunday. Yes, you heard right: a whole hour. This is devastating
to me since that will put me at about 22 hours of sleep instead of my usual 23.
I will be a mess for about a week wondering if it is time for breakfast when it
is still dark or dinner when the sun is still hanging out in the sky. I will be
unable to know when to bark for my scheduled barks that will now be at a
different time. I am a dog on a schedule. If you mess with my schedule, you are
asking for some bad behavior and an overall snarky attitude. Maybe you can
change your clock, but I shouldn’t have to change mine. This is just a
suggestion, but maybe we could have Chuck time. It would never change. It would
always be time for a meal. Breakfast or dinner, you choose. That is what I am
setting my clock to. I encourage you to do the same!
CHUCK
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