DOG INDEPENDENCE DAY

I AM READY FOR MY POOL AND MY DRINK AND MY FOOD...
(NOT REALLY IN THAT ORDER)

What would be the ideal 4th of July in the dog world. How would it be different from the people version? Well I for one would change a few things. There would not be any fireworks. They are noisy and smelly and stupid. There are many dogs that get freaked out by the noisy, sparkly and popping things that you people seem to like so much. We would also like for the food thing to start earlier and go all day long. This is not an afternoon barbeque, but an all -day dog style buffet. There would not need to be any changes to the menu. We can use yours, but we want free access to all of the tasty food options. This would mean that you need tables with shorter legs to accommodate those of us who are height challenged. We would also like access to your swimming pools and flotation devices. Some of us would like to float around the pool with a drink and maybe some cool little dog sunglasses. If it isn’t asking too much, we would also like to have live entertainment featuring music that reflects our interests. For instance…. “Ham in the House” or “Big Bones for Little Dogs” or maybe “Dogs Like Big Steaks and I Cannot Lie.” These would be some songs that would make us howl and dance throughout the day in between our naps. Please consider changing the holiday venue just this one time so that we can celebrate as only dogs can. (Cats are not included in this celebration. You can do theirs some other year.)

CHUCK
Holiday Party Planner