CHIHUAHUA ROLL

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WERE AN ALLIGATOR....ONLY MORE HANDSOME!!

The other night my Mom decided to clip my toenails. Well what FUN that was! She starts by putting a muzzle on me and then proceeds to hack at my toenails with some barbaric clippers. During this fun Mom and Me time, I decided that my nails are just fine as they are. I tried to bite through the muzzle which didn’t work and then I started doing the alligator roll. This is a fairly effective technique designed to confuse and annoy the nail trimmer. Thank goodness I saw this on a National Geographic show and I knew that I too could be an alligator if necessary. Maybe my Mom will think twice before subjecting me to the brutal nail trim. This little alligator would bite her too if she would take off the stupid muzzle!

CHUCK

Swamp Creature

FOOD INVESTIGATION

THIS IS A SERIOUS CASE OF SOMETHING...

I would like to report a discrepancy in the amount of food I am receiving. It appears that Cayenne might be receiving more food in her dish than me which is unacceptable. This has launched a full-scale investigation and it looks like the corruption may go all the way to the top! (my Mom and Dad) Now I know you might be saying that Cayenne is a little bit bigger than me, but these little details are just a distraction from the main issue. I need equal grub! That being said, I have enlisted a top investigative team to come in to my house and count the vegetables in each dish and measure the ham amounts as well. This should take care of the problem and if it doesn’t, I will be pressing charges. This should be a lesson to everyone, do not skimp on the Chihuahua’s food! Especially this one. Other dogs might be more forgiving than I am, but they need to stand up for themselves. Let everyone know that they can’t get away with this and I am glad I was able to bring this to the attention of someone who might care! I am not sure who that is, but if you are out there, don’t be shy! Raise an uproar! Bark until you receive your fair share!!!

CHUCK
Lead Investigator

EXHIBIT A- CAYENNE'S DISH IS ON THE RIGHT.
DO YOU SEE THE GLARING INJUSTICE?

FOCUS ON CHUCK!

I know my blog is all about fun and me being naughty, but this week it will be a little bit serious because last weekend something happened and I want to share it with you. My Mom has worked with Ixchel for about 14 years. She was there when I was just a baby and she still loves me now that I am all mature and well mannered. This past weekend she had an accident with her horse and she had to be flown in a helicopter to the hospital. My Mom was stressed and I was stressed not knowing if she would be ok. We received updates and then the best one came that she would be ok. Now that she is ok, I want to remind her that spending time with me is much less dangerous and even if I accidentally bit her finger while she was giving me a treat, she would not need a helicopter or a hospital. Maybe just a very small bandage. So Ixchel, pick me over that silly horse and you will be fine. 

HERE WE ARE TOGETHER AT A FANCY DINNER- HER FINGERS LOOK FINE!

CHUCK
Watch your fingers!

OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING!

DAY ONE- SUPER CUTE!!!

Every morning when my Mom comes to get me out of my little sleeping bag, I am sure that she takes a moment to just savor the cuteness of me. Surely, she must know that these moments are special because they revolve around me! I must say that not everyone is super cute in the morning, but I am. I know you are thinking that I am slightly full of myself and that my excessive confidence is annoying, but the truth is you are just jealous because you aren’t cute first thing in the morning. Don’t despair my friends, just don’t let anyone snap your photo in the morning and no one will be the wiser. You can emerge later after your shower and whatever other little miracles you must perform to be as cute as you can be. I just have to poke my head out of my bag and I am there! Oh lucky me!

DAY TWO- STILL CUTE!!!

CHUCK
Overly Confident and Condescending