A NEW TOY FOR CHUCK?

SUPER CUTE!!!

Summer might finally show up! I know this because all of the little animals are running around and enjoying the nicer weather. Keep in mind, we have had snow and rain which is not the normal introduction to summer. I love to look at the little cows and the baby horses, but my favorite are the baby bunnies. I think they look like the most fun and they are closer to my size than the other animals. If they step on me, I won’t die. Plus, they are really cute and fuzzy. I am confused as to why they don’t want to play with me. I am a fun dog who only bites people and I would be a great friend to have. Sure I would chase them and bark and do other dog stuff, but it is all in fun. It’s not like they are baby pigs and I would be trying to chase my dinner! If you see a baby bunny, make sure you tell them how cool and fun I am.

IF MY EARS WERE JUST A LITTLE LONGER.....

CHUCK

Hoppin down the bunny trail

HAM DOG

I THINK THIS BAG IS ALMOST EMPTY!

Last week I blessed you with my beverage selections. This week I would like to discuss my summer food favorites. There are too many for me to list for you or this blog would read like a large novel. I am going to narrow it way down to my few faves and some discussion of these foods. First there is the hamburger. Now I ask you.. is there actual ham in the burger? If not, why is it called that? Anyway, it tastes good so eat it. My second is the hot dog. Why isn’t it called a Ham Dog? That would make sense when paired with a hamburger. It tastes good too, so who cares what it is called. My third is potato chips. They taste good and the name makes perfect sense.

CHUCK

Summer Snacker

CHUCK’S SUMMER BEVERAGE BUFFET

As the temperatures rise, it is super important to stay hydrated and there are some really great summer choices that I would like to share with you. I have gone to a lot of trouble to compile a list of my choices for this summer, so please take notes.

CHUCK’S CHERRY SUMMER BREW

CHUCK’S SUMMER SHANDY (stolen from someone else’s Shandy)

CHUCK’S CHOCOLATE AND RASPBERRY DARK AND NAUGHTY BEER

CHUCK’S HAM BARBEQUE WINE COOLER

CHUCK’S SNOTTY SPRITZER

SUNBURN AND SASS VODKA TONIC

I hope you enjoy these drinks. They all contain alcohol and a little bit of ham!

CHUCK

Beverage Concierge      

WON'T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR?

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PHOTOS OF ME. I THOUGHT IT WOULD FIT WELL WITH THIS BLOG!

Some people complain about their neighbors because they are noisy or smelly or obnoxious. These are all good reasons to be annoyed by anyone living near your space. In my case, I have some noisy, smelly and semi- obnoxious neighbors who just like to get me barking. There are a bunch of them, you could even call them a herd. They spend lots of time at the fence near my house, just staring in my direction. I am not sure what they want, but then they make the weirdest noises and then I have to bark to let them know that they are bothering me. Then they wander off only to show up again later. They have never brought me a present or invited me over for dinner so I haven’t invited them either. I think it is best if we just stay on our own sides of the fence.

WE WISH WE WEREN’T YOUR NEIGHBORS

We love to roam the wide -open spaces with our family. We enjoy quality time together and some good grass. We like to spend time at the fence and visit with each other, but there is an annoying little dog across the road who can bark until the cows come home (pardon the pun). He is super irritating and we all love it when he is napping or eating and not barking. We don’t plan on ever inviting him over because he annoys us and because we would probably step on him. Accidentally of course.