BUCK'S BLOG?

HERE I AM WAITING FOR SOME ATTENTION PLEASE!

I think Buck’s blog instead of Chuck’s has a better ring to it. I told Chuck to just take a vacation for a week and to let me fill in for him. I met some of you last year when I was injured. I suffered a spinal stroke and had to do lots of rehab to get back to being myself. At one point, I couldn’t use any of my legs and it was super scary! During that time, my parents gave me so much attention that I kind of got used to it so now I kind of demand it from them constantly. I expect to be able to run outside with them and visit the barn, the mailbox and take the trash out. My front left leg isn’t perfect, but it is so much better than before. I can run and chase bunnies and I am super grateful for that. Oh wait, I am not allowed to chase bunnies, but I can run by them pretty fast. (I do always look for them) I also like to wait to poop until I am out and running free. I have pooped in so many places, it is hard for my parents to keep up with any poop scooping. I bet they are hoping they don’t find it accidentally if you know what I mean. Anyway, I just wanted to check in with Chuck’s fans,

knowing that you could be my fans too!

BUCK

I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A BUNNY HERE!

Pasture Dog

ANYTHING FOR LOVE...NO....ANYTHING FOR FOOD....YES!

Some people will do anything for money or love. Some people will do anything for fame. We dogs will do just about anything for a treat. My parents have finally figured this out. After years of yelling at me for being naughty, they are now choosing the smart option. I have a tendency to run out to the yard when they want me to go to my pen. By waving a treat in front of my little nose, I now comply with whatever they need at that moment. Mostly! Every now and then, I forget and do something stupid and miss out on my treat, but I am much better than I used to be. Is your life like this? Do you sometimes forget about the rewards and then kick yourself later for missing out? I am sort of a little Chihuahua philosopher don't you think?

CHUCK
Treat Motivated! 

I LOVE ME SOME SNACKS!!!!!

 

BACK TO SCHOOL? REALLY?

NAPPING- STUDY HALL

NAP PREP CLASS

BREAKFAST CLASS

I can’t believe that some of your kids have to go back to school already. It just doesn’t seem fair since it is still summer, the last time I checked. I am not personally involved in this whole thing because I am home-schooled, but I do feel bad for the little children. If they would like to join me at my home school, I would be happy to welcome you into my home for some quality education. Just so you know the curriculum, I get a little breakfast studying done and then I move on to my next class which is “Advanced Napping”. This class is my favorite. I am super good at it and you will be too! Later that day, I get to focus on “Afternoon Napping” which is also really informative. Then I have the dinner class that focuses a lot on food. As you can see, I have a well -rounded education and I am still able to enjoy my summer. I think that the education system should look at my schooling and offer my education to all who qualify. Which would be everyone!!!! Oh and my school goes all year round, but I don’t mind.

CHUCK

Scholarly Chihuahua

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY

DON'T GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT YOUR RAIN PONCHO!!!!

If I wanted this much rain, I would live in Oregon or Washington. Those places are used to having lots of rain. They probably have boats instead of cars and they probably all have big dogs who like getting wet. I ran outside last night and got soaked. I was only out for a nano-second before I figured out there was a torrential downpour and I was unpleasantly surprised. I ran back in the house and I figured that I could just pee somewhere else. How am I supposed to sit out on the front porch and sip a beer when there is a small hurricane? I have my raincoat ready and now I just have to get some galoshes for small dogs who don’t want their feet to get wet!

CHUCK

Webbed Footed Chihuahua

ONE BED OR TWO?

THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM IN HERE!!!!

I am so glad that I have my own bed. The girls have two little beds, but they can’t ever sleep apart. They crunch themselves into one of the little beds and then they will switch to the other little bed. This just goes on all day long. It makes me a little bit annoyed and curious. Why wouldn’t you want your own bed? It is not super fun to be cramped with another little hairy creature. Yikes. Anyway, make sure you protect your space!!!!! Or you might end up having to share.

CHUCK

Sleeping Alone

BUILT IN BLANKET

I'M  NOT ALL THE WAY UNDER RIGHT NOW, BUT IF I WERE YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME!

I just got a new dog bed and I swear someone made this for me. It has a blanket built into the bed so every morning I dive into my bed under the blanket that stays in the same place. It doesn’t move around or get pushed off me. The girls can’t steal it because it is all part of my bed and all mine. I was thinking that this might be nice for some of you people. You could stay under the blanket part if you don’t want anyone to know where you are. Nice huh? I don’t know if these come in big people sizes, but if not, you should make your own.

CHUCK

Blanket Hog

Happy 4th of July (with sedation?)

THIS PICTURE SHOWS ME HALLUCINATING AFTER BEING DRUGGED? OR I AM JUST A SUPERSTAR!

It is one of my favorite days except for the fireworks. This is a reminder to drug your dogs heavily if they have issues with fireworks. We dogs love the burgers and the super yummy food, but the whole popping, cracking, sparkling and noise are not the part we look forward to. If I was a big dog, I might eat furniture or curtains and have a really good freak out. As it is, I just hide under my blanket and wait for the whole ordeal to end. My suffering would be eased if I could just eat one of those burgers. Like an under the blanket picnic….

CHUCK

Little Firecracker