BUCK EXPOSES CHUCK!

Hey would you mind picking me up and carrying me to my private dining area. Yeah right!

Hey, Buck here. In case you haven’t met me before, I am one of Chucks fellow dog house-mates. In fact, I was a rescue and am about a month younger than Chuck so we were puppies together and used to play a lot. Now, we don’t get much play time as Chuck just wants to bite my face. I am fairly patient with him, but it is a little bit irritating. In fact, I stole his blog this week just to share with you some inside information on our Mr. Popularity. One of my tidbits of scandal is just an expose of how spoiled he is. When the little dogs emerge from their sleeping quarters, Cayenne comes out barking like a wild banshee. I bark back and we pretend to go after each other. It is pretty noisy but really fun. She runs in the pen and all is quiet. Chuck is carried out to the pen. What is up with that? He is also carried in to his bedroom every night like a little hairless prince. I guess I should be grateful that he isn’t out loose cause he might take a chomp at me while running to his little pen. He also gets his own eating space. None of the rest of us get any privacy while eating, but because he is such a food hog, he has to be confined. If he came after my food, I might have to chomp him back. Anyway, I have to go because he is waking up now, but I will stop by again to give you some more Chuck tabloid news. 

BUCK
Filling in for Chuck

BACK TO LUNCH....I MEAN SCHOOL

I HOPE MY PENCILS DON'T POKE ME IN THE HEAD!
I ALSO THINK I MIGHT NEED A BIGGER LUNCH BOX!

It is BACK TO SCHOOL time and I must tell you how excited I am to go purchase my school supplies. I need some #1 pencils because I don’t want #2 ones. #1 is for sure better than #2! Plus, I will get some little notebooks that I can use for my drawings and maybe some math problems to solve. You know, the usual. I will also get a little backpack to put my stuff in, but the most important item of all will be my lunch box. This is the part that I am looking forward to the most! In fact, I think that my only class in school will be Advanced Lunch Packing. This is not a class for everyone, just for those who are super serious about their lunch! I already know how I am going to organize my lunch. In order of importance with ham being at the very top. I don’t want any juice or healthy stuff, just all of my favorites in one place. If you need help with your lunch, I am available for a small consulting fee.

CHUCK
Lunch Packer Extraordinaire!

THE BEST OF CHUCK

All famous artists usually do a BEST OF album or art collection so that people can enjoy that artist's stuff in a consolidated format. With that in mind, I have decided to do a BEST OF CHUCK that will feature some handsome photos of ME! I will have to do this often as ALL of my photos could be categorized as the BEST! Enjoy this little Chuck buffet of photos. (That whole buffet theme makes me hungry! How about you?)

 

 

IMPOLITENESS FROM A LITTLE DOG

I STICK MY TONGUE OUT A LOT! IS THAT A BAD THING?

I have heard some rumors and rumblings around my house that I am not very polite. I find this to be a false statement. I am super polite. I only burp after eating and I always say “excuse me”. I may gobble my food, but no one is watching and I don’t think you can be impolite when you are all by yourself. I don’t let anyone else get in front of me when I am running toward my food, but this is for their own protection. In that instance, I am actually being kind. If someone did get in front of me while I’m on a dead run, the results might be ugly with some snarling and biting so I am super nice to keep this from happening. I am also very forgiving when I have been wronged in some way. I only ignore my Mom for a few days after a nail trim. It could be a week or two, but I limit it to a few days because I am nice like that. Anyway, I think you get the picture. I am super polite most of the time, sometimes and sort of infrequently, but don’t make negative generalizations about this Chihuahua!

CHUCK
Polite Police Detainee

MY SPACE

FIRST THE FOOD THING, NOW THIS! LOOK AT ME WITH NO BLANKET!
WHERE IS CAYENNE? THAT IS RIGHT...UNDER MY BLANKET!

There was a little bit of confusion the other day about the sleeping arrangements. Somehow Cayenne ended up under my blanket and I ended up on the little bed with no blanket. This was an emergency situation that needed the immediate attention of my parents. Take care of this mistake before things get ugly. I might have been sleep walking or something, but I just don’t understand how these mistakes keep happening. I think I need my own place. I will be starting my own fund called JUST CHUCK! This will help me to get my own place with my own bed. NO SHARING! I still want you to know that I am not really selfish….not really…just a little bit!

CHUCK

A Lotta Bit Selfish!

THIS IS THE CORRECT VERSION!!!!!

CHIHUAHUA ROLL

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WERE AN ALLIGATOR....ONLY MORE HANDSOME!!

The other night my Mom decided to clip my toenails. Well what FUN that was! She starts by putting a muzzle on me and then proceeds to hack at my toenails with some barbaric clippers. During this fun Mom and Me time, I decided that my nails are just fine as they are. I tried to bite through the muzzle which didn’t work and then I started doing the alligator roll. This is a fairly effective technique designed to confuse and annoy the nail trimmer. Thank goodness I saw this on a National Geographic show and I knew that I too could be an alligator if necessary. Maybe my Mom will think twice before subjecting me to the brutal nail trim. This little alligator would bite her too if she would take off the stupid muzzle!

CHUCK

Swamp Creature

FOOD INVESTIGATION

THIS IS A SERIOUS CASE OF SOMETHING...

I would like to report a discrepancy in the amount of food I am receiving. It appears that Cayenne might be receiving more food in her dish than me which is unacceptable. This has launched a full-scale investigation and it looks like the corruption may go all the way to the top! (my Mom and Dad) Now I know you might be saying that Cayenne is a little bit bigger than me, but these little details are just a distraction from the main issue. I need equal grub! That being said, I have enlisted a top investigative team to come in to my house and count the vegetables in each dish and measure the ham amounts as well. This should take care of the problem and if it doesn’t, I will be pressing charges. This should be a lesson to everyone, do not skimp on the Chihuahua’s food! Especially this one. Other dogs might be more forgiving than I am, but they need to stand up for themselves. Let everyone know that they can’t get away with this and I am glad I was able to bring this to the attention of someone who might care! I am not sure who that is, but if you are out there, don’t be shy! Raise an uproar! Bark until you receive your fair share!!!

CHUCK
Lead Investigator

EXHIBIT A- CAYENNE'S DISH IS ON THE RIGHT.
DO YOU SEE THE GLARING INJUSTICE?