RAIN RAIN GO AWAY

DON'T GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT YOUR RAIN PONCHO!!!!

If I wanted this much rain, I would live in Oregon or Washington. Those places are used to having lots of rain. They probably have boats instead of cars and they probably all have big dogs who like getting wet. I ran outside last night and got soaked. I was only out for a nano-second before I figured out there was a torrential downpour and I was unpleasantly surprised. I ran back in the house and I figured that I could just pee somewhere else. How am I supposed to sit out on the front porch and sip a beer when there is a small hurricane? I have my raincoat ready and now I just have to get some galoshes for small dogs who don’t want their feet to get wet!

CHUCK

Webbed Footed Chihuahua

ONE BED OR TWO?

THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM IN HERE!!!!

I am so glad that I have my own bed. The girls have two little beds, but they can’t ever sleep apart. They crunch themselves into one of the little beds and then they will switch to the other little bed. This just goes on all day long. It makes me a little bit annoyed and curious. Why wouldn’t you want your own bed? It is not super fun to be cramped with another little hairy creature. Yikes. Anyway, make sure you protect your space!!!!! Or you might end up having to share.

CHUCK

Sleeping Alone

BUILT IN BLANKET

I'M  NOT ALL THE WAY UNDER RIGHT NOW, BUT IF I WERE YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME!

I just got a new dog bed and I swear someone made this for me. It has a blanket built into the bed so every morning I dive into my bed under the blanket that stays in the same place. It doesn’t move around or get pushed off me. The girls can’t steal it because it is all part of my bed and all mine. I was thinking that this might be nice for some of you people. You could stay under the blanket part if you don’t want anyone to know where you are. Nice huh? I don’t know if these come in big people sizes, but if not, you should make your own.

CHUCK

Blanket Hog

Happy 4th of July (with sedation?)

THIS PICTURE SHOWS ME HALLUCINATING AFTER BEING DRUGGED? OR I AM JUST A SUPERSTAR!

It is one of my favorite days except for the fireworks. This is a reminder to drug your dogs heavily if they have issues with fireworks. We dogs love the burgers and the super yummy food, but the whole popping, cracking, sparkling and noise are not the part we look forward to. If I was a big dog, I might eat furniture or curtains and have a really good freak out. As it is, I just hide under my blanket and wait for the whole ordeal to end. My suffering would be eased if I could just eat one of those burgers. Like an under the blanket picnic….

CHUCK

Little Firecracker

A NEW TOY FOR CHUCK?

SUPER CUTE!!!

Summer might finally show up! I know this because all of the little animals are running around and enjoying the nicer weather. Keep in mind, we have had snow and rain which is not the normal introduction to summer. I love to look at the little cows and the baby horses, but my favorite are the baby bunnies. I think they look like the most fun and they are closer to my size than the other animals. If they step on me, I won’t die. Plus, they are really cute and fuzzy. I am confused as to why they don’t want to play with me. I am a fun dog who only bites people and I would be a great friend to have. Sure I would chase them and bark and do other dog stuff, but it is all in fun. It’s not like they are baby pigs and I would be trying to chase my dinner! If you see a baby bunny, make sure you tell them how cool and fun I am.

IF MY EARS WERE JUST A LITTLE LONGER.....

CHUCK

Hoppin down the bunny trail

HAM DOG

I THINK THIS BAG IS ALMOST EMPTY!

Last week I blessed you with my beverage selections. This week I would like to discuss my summer food favorites. There are too many for me to list for you or this blog would read like a large novel. I am going to narrow it way down to my few faves and some discussion of these foods. First there is the hamburger. Now I ask you.. is there actual ham in the burger? If not, why is it called that? Anyway, it tastes good so eat it. My second is the hot dog. Why isn’t it called a Ham Dog? That would make sense when paired with a hamburger. It tastes good too, so who cares what it is called. My third is potato chips. They taste good and the name makes perfect sense.

CHUCK

Summer Snacker

CHUCK’S SUMMER BEVERAGE BUFFET

As the temperatures rise, it is super important to stay hydrated and there are some really great summer choices that I would like to share with you. I have gone to a lot of trouble to compile a list of my choices for this summer, so please take notes.

CHUCK’S CHERRY SUMMER BREW

CHUCK’S SUMMER SHANDY (stolen from someone else’s Shandy)

CHUCK’S CHOCOLATE AND RASPBERRY DARK AND NAUGHTY BEER

CHUCK’S HAM BARBEQUE WINE COOLER

CHUCK’S SNOTTY SPRITZER

SUNBURN AND SASS VODKA TONIC

I hope you enjoy these drinks. They all contain alcohol and a little bit of ham!

CHUCK

Beverage Concierge