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are some cool things that go on in the bathroom. There is the funnest roll of
white stuff that you can unravel and drag all over the house and even eat some
of it if you get time before the screaming starts. There is a hamper that is
super fun to chew on. There are poofy balls of cotton that sometimes end up on
the floor and then they miraculously end up in my mouth. My favorite feature of
the bathroom is the blow dryer. I stand right under my Mom’s legs so that she
will point that thing right at me. It is warm. I like that. It also makes my
fur look nice. I am not interested in the smelly hair spray that sometimes goes
along with the blow dryer. Maybe I could visit a hair salon where they have
those enormous blow dryers and I could just sit under it all day. Do you think
my hair would be curly when I came out? I don’t know if that would be a good
look for me. If they do nail trims at the salon, I will skip that part of the
package, but the massage would be nice. Maybe I’ll just stay in the bathroom where
there is more stuff to eat.
Chuck Paul Mitchell poser
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