I'M A WEE BIT SOMETHING....

For St. Patrick’s Day I could be a wee bit Irish, but I am more a wee bit naughty. Is there a day of celebration for naughtiness? It could be called St. Chuck’s Day. That is a good name and there could be hats and parties with outfits and stuff. There could be bars that have “Chuck Beers” and pretzels or maybe ham sandwiches. I for one would be in favor of such a holiday. There seems to be a special day for everything. There is National Donut Day, Pancake Day, Pie Day and a bunch of others that don’t even involve food. The non-food ones are really pointless! Anyway, if you are interested in Naughty St. Chuck’s Day, please call your local decision makers and tell them that you want ME to have my own holiday. 

HAPPY NAUGHTY ST. CHUCK'S DAY!
COULD YOU PLEASE BRING ME MY HAM SANDWICH OR BEER AND PRETZELS?

CHUCK
Top of the morning dog

DAYLIGHT SLEEPING TIME

Every year this catches me off guard. On one hand I am excited because breakfast will come sooner, but I am also bummed that my sleeping schedule will be disturbed. I am going to try to eat while I am sleeping and see if I can balance things out a bit. Sorry this Blog is so short, but I am losing an entire hour of my life. I must try to save up some sleep time!

CHUCK
Sleep Eater

CAN YOU SEE ME EATING? I KNOW, ME NEITHER!

WHAT MARDI GRAS MEANS TO CHUCK….

Everyone is so excited about the whole Mardi Gras thing, so I decided to make up my own reasons why it is special to me.

M = Me

HERE I AM WAITING FOR THE EXCITEMENT-
BUT I AM A LITTLE SLEEPY!

A = A lot of attention for Me

R = Really Cute (Me)

D = Did I tell you how cute I am?

I = It is all about Me!

G = Great (Me)

R = R you sick of me yet?

A = Already did this letter…

S = So where is my ham?

See how fun the celebration becomes when you make it more personal????

I AM NOW ASKING MY MOM IF I CAN HAVE
MY DINNER NOW? WITHOUT THE HAT......

SWEET SOOTHING SOUNDS....

While Chuck is sleeping, please enjoy the lovely sounds of the tiny bear in hibernation or the sleeping baby under the covers, or the soft noises of your spouse snoring next to you. These are some of the little noises in life that you must cherish and enjoy. They are peaceful like a flowing river or the gentle waves of the ocean. Perhaps the sounds of the forest with all of its little creatures making their own little noises. It might also be super irritating and annoying and might make you scream inside your head just a little bit. 

CHUCK
Hibernating Chihuahua

                               BE SURE TO HAVE THE VOLUME UP SO YOU CAN ENJOY 

                                              THE CHUCK MELODY OF ANNOYANCE!

LOVABLE FOR A DAY

Valentines Day is the day where you show people how much you love them. This is also a good day to show your dogs how much you love them too. We can be Valentines participants who are willing to trade a little smooch for a much- deserved treat. I can kiss on demand if there is something in it for me. I am willing to be totally lovey dovey if the reward is great enough. The other 364 days a year, not so much, but on Valentines Day, you bet! This year, I would like a heart shaped ham. I think that says it all….Don’t you? 

CHUCK
Not So True Romantic

IF I GIVE YOU A STUPID KISS, WILL YOU FILL UP THE PLATE AND THE GLASS WITH SOME HAM PLEASE!!!

IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE....

OK, WHERE IS IT?

EVERYONE ELSE, GO AWAY!!!

CAYENNE IS STILL TRYING TO STEAL MY WARM AND FUZZY MOMENT!

BEST MOMENT EVER UNTIL MY HAM SHOWS UP!

I just want you to take a moment and think about the little things in life. There are so many things that I look forward to every day. Especially food, but since I am not allowed to eat all of the time, I have to look for a few other things to enjoy until my next meal shows up. Every morning I wake up to my Mom moving me to my pen. When this happens, my fuzzy bag is in the dryer for about 5 minutes. I wait patiently for someone to bring it to me all nice and toasty warm. This is a special moment that lasts about 10 minutes, then my breakfast is ready. Do you see how these little distractions can add a little bit of happiness to your daily routine? I highly recommend putting a blanket in the dryer and wrapping yourself up in it until someone brings you your breakfast!!! Give it a try!

CHUCK
Warm and Fluffy

WHO GETS CHUCK'S SUPPORT?

SOMETHING IS MISSING BESIDES THE BRONCOS....WHERE ARE MY CHIPS?

What is the deal? I only have a Broncos' jersey so they need to be in the BIG GAME. I don’t want to spend any of my ham budget on jerseys for some team in another state. The Rams: are they a big 4 -wheel drive truck or a mega big sheep with round horns? How am I supposed to cheer for a sheep? The Patriots: not likely. The way my Dad talks about the Brady guy on that team, they are cheaters and some other words that are not allowed on my PC blog. I guess I will fake enthusiasm for the sheep or the cheaters just so I can get some much -deserved potato chips and maybe a little slurp of beer. I may just cheer for the commercials and call it good!

CHUCK
Bronco fan due to clothing……and chips