LOVE POEMS

Since it is the day of love, I thought I would share some of my most intimate poems with you. I don’t share these with just anyone, but on this special day you will receive this little gift from me. 

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I am super naughty and proud of it too!

Love is like a flower blooming in the spring- Love is one of those feelings that makes you want to sing
Love is ham sitting in my dish – Making me so happy, it is my favorite wish
Ham is my favorite thing and my love for it is true – Don’t you try to steal it or I will surely bite you!

This is one of my favorites that I wrote for Lacey…
Wild thing you make my heart sing- you pee on everything….groovy  - Wild thing
Wild thing, I really don’t love you, and I know that for sure
Come on , stop peeing on my stuff!

I hope you enjoyed my little poems. I bet you didn’t even know I had that skill. I like to keep surprising you after all of these blogging years. Please don’t share these with anyone, cause I am a very private Chihuahua!

CHUCK
Poet and you didn’t even know it!

I AM WAITING FOR MY HEART SHAPED BOX OF HAM!

GENEROUS? BLOGGER

HERE SHE IS - JUST GETTING STARTED

I am willingly giving my blog to Lacey this week. Ok, she isn’t getting to write it, that would be my job, but she is the star of the blog. I know that she bugs me and stuff, but she had a rough time before coming to my house. I was very lucky from the start and had a good home and good parents, but Lacey came from Mill Dog Rescue. The really nice and wonderful people from the rescue saved her from a horrible life in a kennel. I try to be a little bit nicer to her when I am not being selfish because she deserves some happiness. She had never before had a toy or slept in a comfy dog bed and that is super sad. Now that she has had the good life for a few years now, she loves the dog beds and the toys. Once she gets a toy in her mouth, she runs around and won’t put it down. (not even for ham- can you believe it?) She makes little noises while carrying the toy and it is super funny. I don’t laugh out loud because I don’t want to offend her, but we are all laughing inside our heads. If you are thinking of getting a dog, it might be a cool idea to get one from a rescue. They are very grateful and they will thank you for the rest of their lives! Just for the record: it is not that I am ungrateful, I am really just entitled. That is ok right?

NOW SHE IS ALL REVVED UP MAKING SOME NOISES...SUPER FUNNY

CHUCK
Never worked a day in his life……

SUPER-BOWL OF FOOD!

JUST WAITING FOR THE HAM BOWL TO START- I MEAN SUPER HAM BOWL!

As the Super Bowl approaches, I would like to point out that New England is famous for its clam chowder and Philadelphia is known for its Philly steak sandwiches. These both sound appealing to me, but I would like to know when the HAM team will be playing in the big game. I will for sure eat the steak sandwich this go- round and I will certainly lap up the chowder, but I think a giant ham sandwich with a side of potato chips is a sure winner. I am not sure who the ham team is and I really don’t care who wins or loses as long as I get my sandwich. Please root for the ham team next year and make sure that they are in the game and giving me what I want. Thank you sports fans for having my back! 

CHUCK
Ham Fan

EARLY DOG GETS THE BLOG

SEE, I AM CUTE WITHOUT ALL OF THE SNARKINESS!

Chuck was super lazy this week so I decided to steal his blog and share some shocking statistics with you about him. 

99% of the time, he is a bed hog
99.9% of the time, he thinks super highly of himself
110% of the time, he is kind of a little jerk

These are just a few facts that I wanted to share with you. With all of the above, I still love the guy and appreciate his little personality treasures. However, I would like to tell you why you would like me better. Ok, here goes…

I am a little princess
I am very snuggley
I like to play ball and it doesn’t have to have treats in it. 
I may be a little yippy sometimes, but at least you know that I am paying attention. 
You can cut my toenails, and I won’t bite you. 

I just wanted to share this stuff with you cause who knows when I will get to steal his blog again. Did I also tell you how possessive he is? If not, he is. 

CAYENNE
The Unsung Chihuahua

LEGEND OF LAZINESS

Every night I get my treat ball filled with scrumptious snacks. I roll it around on the floor and like magic, the treats fall out and I scarf them up. I have been doing this for years and it is one of the highlights of my day. The only thing that would make it better is if there was a giant ham in my ball that would spill out for me to eat. Anyway, I really enjoy this, but sometimes it is exhausting pushing around a stupid ball. Why can’t I just get the snacks without all of the work. Lately, I push my ball around for a few minutes then I give my Mom that look. You know the one that says “hey, could you please help me out here?” She is so enamored with my charming cute looks that she will sometimes shake the remainder of the treats out for me. Am I good or what?

CHUCK

DO YOU SEE WHY I GET STUFF?

Charming Chihuahua or Master Manipulator?

SNORE LIKE A LION!

NO NOISES HERE!!! TOTALLY QUIET.....

My Mom was totally lying to me! She said that she heard me snoring and that I sounded like a mewling kitten. I am really offended. If I snored, which I don’t, I would sound like a Great Dane or another big dog with a wicked deep snore. There is no way that I could sound like a kitten or cat or any feline. Well maybe a mountain lion, but that would be it. I think my Mom is just pulling my tail and trying to push my buttons. (I don’t know where my buttons are, but you better leave them alone!) Anyway, I am now trying not to sleep when my Mom is around so that she can’t make up stories about my sleeping habits. I think it is rude for people to jest with such a personal thing! Just know that if you hear stupid stories from my Mom, they probably aren’t true. 

CHUCK
Cat Napper

FAD FRONT-RUNNER

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF MY BRILLIANCE

It shouldn’t surprise you to know that everyone wants to be like me. I do something and wa-la, everyone else is doing it too. I am revered amongst so many that it is hard for me to wrap my big head around the concept of being so influential. My latest example is my pen mate Cayenne. She used to sleep on top of me (very annoying) but now she has figured out the under the blanket thing. It is a super good plan and now she has followed my lead and gets under the blanket every chance she gets. I am glad that I could help her be more comfortable and it just makes my head a little bit bigger because I did it first!

CHUCK
Blanket Bandwagon Leader

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL CAYENNE IT IS ALL THE WAY UNDER- SHE IS DOING IT WRONG!
LACEY NEEDS TO LEARN THIS TOO.....